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Original poster

For making up poo puns to keep myself entertained during tummy bug hell?

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Dutch1e · 01/02/2015 21:22

There's some kind of heinous tummy bug in my house that only affects men. DP and DS smell like a punch in the face. I'm so far unaffected. In between loads of washing and scrubbing poo off the walls (that was DS, not DP luckily) I'm keeping myself entertained with poo-related puns. So far I have "Poo-nami" "Poo-plosion" "Three Shits to the Wind" and "Bowel Down Before Me"

Contributions welcome. I'm desperate.

OP posts:
MrsTawdry · 01/02/2015 21:24

Shitanigans as in "Stop all this shitanigans!"

Janethegirl · 01/02/2015 21:30

A sense of humour is vital in such situations and you've got one Flowers

SageYourResoluteOracle · 01/02/2015 21:36

Jane, don't you mean a sense of humour is vital in such shituations?!

Groan... I'll get my coat...

Original poster
Dutch1e · 01/02/2015 21:39

shituations Grin
The name's Bond. Shames Bond.

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SageYourResoluteOracle · 01/02/2015 21:41

Shaken, not shit-stirred...

Janethegirl · 01/02/2015 21:43

Sage brilliant Grin

SageYourResoluteOracle · 01/02/2015 21:44

This shit called Digni-teeeee a la Deacon Poo...

I'm here every night this week, folks!

SageYourResoluteOracle · 01/02/2015 21:46

I fear I've invested too much in this thread. Still, never let it be said that I'm a one-shit-wonder!

SageYourResoluteOracle · 01/02/2015 21:48

Or there's the amazing 1980's (s)hit, 'Poo' by Spandau Ballet...

Original poster
Dutch1e · 01/02/2015 22:00

SageYourResoluteOracle is hereafter dubbed the Turdminator for the heavy investment in this thread. And gets Time in Loo for all the hard work.

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lemisscared · 01/02/2015 22:02

do you remember this from school? "i was walking down the stairs and it was running down my flairs...diarrhoea, diarrhoea

Doilooklikeatourist · 01/02/2015 22:10

Is shit there
Or Hopefully not
Is sick there
( to the tune of Department S .. Is Vic there ? )

Ememem84 · 01/02/2015 22:12

tip for you...don't drink a bottle of (homemade) breton cidre. we just have. the result was...um...woosh.

on the poo pun front though... are you still up shit creek?

Nectarines · 01/02/2015 22:13

To add to lemisscared's song

I was shouting for my mum
It came squirting out my bum

Diarrhoea diarrhoea

ShatnersBassoon · 01/02/2015 22:13

If you're crappy and you know it, wash your hands.

Mummageddon · 01/02/2015 22:19

I refer to a poo left floating in the toilet (e.g in the loos at work) as a shit-and-run incident.

can't believe I delurked for that

Ememem84 · 01/02/2015 22:20

"heeeeyyyyy diarrhoea ayye" (sung to the tune of the macarena...)

SageYourResoluteOracle · 01/02/2015 22:22

Arf at Turdminator!

RunDougalRunQuiteFast · 01/02/2015 22:26

Crappocino ... Coined by a friend whose DD had explosive poo for months!

LongDistanceLove · 01/02/2015 22:28

m.youtube.com/watch?v=58YNYqN6lko

LeftTheWashingDrankTheWine · 01/02/2015 22:28

lem Grin

Smelling like a rotten egg,
it was rolling down your leg,
diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

laineylou · 01/02/2015 22:33

Some people think it's funny
but it's not it's brown and runny

Diarrhoea, diarrhoea Grin

Original poster
Dutch1e · 01/02/2015 22:45

Crappocino Grin I'd take a Crappay Latte in a pinch

OP posts:
flora717 · 01/02/2015 22:55

Puns to deal?
Excremental my dear.

Nectarines · 01/02/2015 22:56

It comes shooting out ya bum
Like a bullet from a gun

Diarrhoea diarrhoea

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