I am looking forward to posing for a photo for, what I hope, will be tomorrows story.....
'knackered looking, grey faced, mature, mum of 3 doesn't get handed anything but gets multiple eye rolls, tuts and mutters as she fails spectacularly to keep her screechy boy quiet, despite best efforts to cajole and entertain her son, onlookers say, 'mothers today are really crap aren't they?'
...... except it wouldn't make the news because it's a daily bloody occurence.