to think Brian may be behind this? (Yoni related)

[ethelb]

I belong to a few meet-up London groups and got an email about this new group: Cosmic Yoni Club

I mean WTF??? Why is this even happening and why is information being sent to me!

AIBU to think that a Sacred Yoni Steam sounds like something dreamt up by the infamous Brian?

How does one steam one's yoni, squat over a saucepan of boiling water? And what's a 'self identifying woman'?

I opened this thread thinking it was about Brian May of Queen.

As you were.

Is there a location given? Is it definitely London? I'm fairly certain Brian lives in Hull.

Doesn't everyone celebrate their Yoni through colour and song?

Yes. Mine's whistling 'I Can Sing A Rainbow' right now.

Mine was steaming yesterday after a brisk run.

I don't think my yoni would like being steamed.

Yes I have a very talented yoni. It's hoping to take up a woodwind instrument soon.

Who the fuck is Brian?

If it is indeed Brian, he's a long way from Hull!

I think my yoni has shamanistic potential.

WTF! Has Brian re-located?

Twatface

I can't link on the stupid app but the thread is in classics 'yoni massage'

Maybe Brian has a twin!

This is probably going to be a thing now since This Morning informed the world of Vagina facials....

I'm going to put my name down in advance for the JML yoni steamer that will no doubt erupt onto our screens soon, I mean who doesn't need a good steaming of their lady bits?

Vagina... facials?

Thanks

Dear God, PLEASE be careful. If you say his name too many times, he may reappear. And that could be disastrous!

What the fuck is up with the rainbow coloured kitten with butterfly wings and a unicorn horn? Seriously?

squoosh, a self-identifying woman is just that - anyone who says they're a woman. Regardless of possession of an actual Yoni.

So there may be some dangly bits swaying above the saucepans... (which tbf just sounds painful...

DH said you'd have to be steaming to participate. My Yoni enjoys slipknot so I don't know how I'd fit in...

Dear God, PLEASE be careful. If you say his name too many times, he may reappear. And that could be disastrous!

You have no idea how intrigued I am by Yoni steaming...

It does sound like our Brian, I must say.