Or is Rimmel?

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Went into Boots this morning and was browsing Rimmel nail varnish. Rita Ora has done a special range for them of five/six nail varnishes. Every one had a sex related name - Orgasm, Lose Your Lingerie. Can't remember the others. AIBU to be slightly shocked (and disapproving) that nail varnish is so very sexualised? In particular a brand/range like Rimmel/Rita Ora which is aimed at younger women and girls. I would guess girls of 11/12 are part of the target audience for this product. I have seen NARS Orgasm blusher before and it didn't occur to me, but the styling/branding of this display really shocked me. AIBU and a fuddy duddy (I'm 36!) or do others think Rimmel is not projecting a great image for itself.

Another previous owner of iced champink here. Preeeeetty.

I wouldn't bother losing my lingerie for anything lasting 60 seconds.

I must be getting old too.

Another old fan of "Heather shimmer". Their "black cherry" was amazing as well.

I don't think a brand which markets itself to young teens should be using sexually explicit names. It's just unnecessary.

MAC and NARS and Urban Decay have some pretty explicit names, but they aren't marketed at teenagers.

I opened this to expect it about heather shimmer!!

Yanbu about the names, no need to be so graphic

Another owner of Heather Shimmer (the "I think I can get away with wearing this to school, God I look like a woman" lipstick) and Black Cherry (the "sixth form disco, but of evening glamour" lipstick).

Thanks for all your views, glad to hear I'm not the only one!

Or is it Rimmel?

Maybe its Maybelline?

What about nars blushers my 13 year old cousin asked for deep throat and can't remember the other I no they have an orgasam one I think it's disgusting and am 23

Deep Throat is the tackiest name possible for a blusher, but it's the most flattering blusher in the world so I buy it anyway.

I wouldn't say an orgasm is orange I wonder why they picked that colour for that name.

Aliteration most probably ^

I have a nail polish called 'Naughty Night Shift Nurse', tis a fabulous colour though so I'll forgive it's name

YANBU. It's completely ridiculous, when their target audience is teens getting into makeup for the first time.

When NARS came up with Orgasm (and Deep Throat) that was one thing, but NARS is quite obviously marketed at adults, at least.

I quite like 'Naughty Night Shift Nurse'. I might suggest 'Extremely Practical Emergency Plumber' to them!

Agree OP it's rubbish and odd and pointless.
My favourite odd funny but innapropriate name is a deep, dark brown Urban Decay eyeshadow called 'Backdoor'

I wonder how well a range of moisturisers or skin cream for men would sell if it it had a similar stupid name - ejaculation or inappropriate erection

badger - Half mast or Banjo String perhaps?

"Pre cum"

'knob cheese'

Highly scented product that.

I can honestly say am truly and also laughing. I've never noticed the names of cosmetics because I've never really been able to wear much slap because of eczema but now I know what I'm missing haha!!!
Thought it was just the herbal essences shampoo adverts that were ludicrous, but there's a whole other world out there.

Haha

Pre Cum for men - because your worth it!

Urban Decay have some cracking names. Gash eyeshadow is a particular favourite as is snatch but whilst we are on the subject of banjo strings etc they also have one called 'uncut'

Men should have 'teabags' eyecream, 'hairy arsehole' razors, stinky feet' soap and 'handshandy' moisturiser.

I remember a toilet roll (Andrex?) with 'FEEL ME!' in huge letters written on the wrapper of the 12-pack. I felt a fool standing at the checkout with that.
I wrote to complain. They actually stopped selling it with that wrapper shortly afterwards. Maybe they'd had a few complaints.

At 70 I get just as embarrassed in Boots buying lipstick. I like the Rimmel ones, as they're very inexpensive, but imagine a wrinkled old biddy getting 'Orgasm'. I live in hope!

I was in boots today so I thought I'd have a nosy at these nail varnishes. It's actually called 'oragasm' which makes it ten times worse if you ask me.