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to ask you all if your vagina has ever smelled like onion/garlic??

66 replies

whyareallthegoodnicknamestaken · 22/01/2015 21:12

Have been batch cooking and tasting meals for the month before I go in for an operation so I don't have to worry about meals and had been chopping onions and garlic all day yesterday.
Noticed a funny garlic smell last night in bed but assumed it was my hands but tonight I went to do a wee and I'm pretty sure it's my vagina ShockBlush.
Have just had a shower and I can still smell it!!!
Coincidence?

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CheeseBored · 22/01/2015 21:42

when I was living in India my fanny smelt a bit spicy

ahbollocks · 22/01/2015 21:42

Whoawhoawhoa.... people sniff test their vaginas now?!?!

whyareallthegoodnicknamestaken · 22/01/2015 21:46

I will admit I had to do a bit of a sniff test to check if it was that! Girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.

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PoppySausage · 22/01/2015 21:47

Ha ha ha yes I sniff test! Healthy to check!

BigWLittleJ · 22/01/2015 21:52

Yes! Thought I was the only one! My bits occasionally smell like Chinese food!

whyareallthegoodnicknamestaken · 22/01/2015 21:57

Glad I'm not alone anyway Smile

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ChickenWireIsSharp · 22/01/2015 21:59

Pizza Time, hahahahaha

fuckmeblindiknowthatcat · 22/01/2015 22:04

You're supposed to eat pineapple apparently to make your er, juices taste pleasant (same for men as well as women).

I always stifle a giggle when I see pensioners in Waitrose buying pineapple...

LuluJakey1 · 22/01/2015 22:07

Whyareallthe I agree totally, I wouldn't want my fanjo to smell like an Italian restraint. Wink Leather? Metal? Goodness knows what else!

BobsTaintedLeftLeg · 22/01/2015 22:15

Mines smelt sweet, really sweet.
Was quite eurgh really.

I kept saying to DH to see if he could smell it too....I got quite neurotic about it.
He just looked at me like Hmm

SisterNancySinatra · 22/01/2015 22:22

An Italian restraint? Is that like a chastity belt?

montysma1 · 23/01/2015 01:04

I cant smell my vagina. Are you all double jointed?

RandomNPC · 23/01/2015 01:09

Are you sure it's not because you've been farting? Onions will do that to you.
Incidentally, I remember something about if you rub garlic on the soles of your feet, you can detect it on your breath within half an hour. Although that might be bollocks.

ArsenicFaceCream · 23/01/2015 01:13

Contortionists convention I think monty Confused

Theboodythatrocked · 23/01/2015 01:21

You dirty cows!

Mine exudes the fragrant odour of a lie in. Its a rare and beautiful odour associated with a day off

Whitershadeofpale · 23/01/2015 01:31

Mine does sometimes! This thread has made me feel like less of a freak Grin

When I've been chopping onions, even when I've washed my hands really thoroughly if I masterbate I get the smell really bad!

Theboodythatrocked · 23/01/2015 01:36

whiter over sharing there. Confused

if you chop onions and then in some inexplicable way immediately fancy sex get a rabbit. Or a compliant person and keep your hand 'off your holiday money' as my dm says. Smile

ChippingInLatteLover · 23/01/2015 01:55

Vegetarians taste better, or so I've been told more than once.

I've been vegetarian 25 years now.

GatoradeMeBitch · 23/01/2015 02:19

It would rather it smelt of garlic than pineapple. Vom.

And are some women here really trying to say that they've never encountered the smell of their own vaginas? Ever? I find that very strange, like when women say you can't kick a woman between the legs because there's nothing there! Grin It makes me think there's some deep disassociation trauma going on...

LuisSuarezTeeth · 23/01/2015 02:41

I'm afraid I doubled up laughing at the comments on that article Chaveloy

"Mr Wiggly" Grin

Whitershadeofpale · 23/01/2015 05:12

I know theboody bit when you've felt like a freak for years and suddenly realise others do the same thing, it makes you more likely to over share:

GaryBaldy · 23/01/2015 06:25

Not sure about my fanjo but I can always smell garlic and coffee in my wee if I've consumed it.

Iggi999 · 23/01/2015 06:34

Ds (7) told me last night that my willy smelled bad Sad Embarrassing and also concerning that his anatomy knowledge is so poor!

ithoughtofitfirst · 23/01/2015 06:40

I need a shower just reading this thread Sad

pinkflamingo12 · 23/01/2018 15:17

I'VE HAD A PROBLEM WITH MY WEE SMELLING LIKE BEEF BEFORE ALTHOUGH THAT WAS DUE TO DEHYDRATION

sorry i can't help you with your onion fanny