To have Outright Laughed at DD when She Asked for 'Cutted up Pear'?

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She got the pear, all cutted up nicely of course

Ours were;

Butter pillars=butterflies

Trollers= remotes for TV

Flat chicken= ham slices

Cadoo= roast chicken dinner

I give you...

Timmy Missouri - Tiramisu
Smote Roll - remote control
Bastardies - raspberries

Link to classics thread, pretty please! I can't find it!

This one is the cutted up pear thread

Thank you! I need a good laugh.

My dd says constructions instead of instructions

Dd1 is very coherent but cannot say spaghetti. Instead it's bisgetti (which sounds much nicer anyway)

She also told dh he was passive impressive

We have electrickery. Not electricity!

My DD has wax in two ears but if only one ear is blocked up she has wac. Similarly we put two bunches in her hair but one buncher

DD used to call her umbrella her dry-brella. I still get sad when she doesn't say it.

My dd loved to see the helidoctor. Or air ambulance as you might say it. Will always be helidoctor to me.

My mum still says "flibbling" instead of "drizzling" because that was a word I used as a child. She loves it. I'm just like mum, I'm nearly 27, let it go...

I've been on many threads with the eponymous CUP but never read the original before - thanks for the link.

OP, just for the record did your DD eat the cutted up pear or hurl it across the room?

Whenever we go to the hospital we have to park next to the lily pad. Much nicer than a helipad!

DS asked for cutted-up pear the other day. Made me laugh too!

DD, OTOH, asked for cock-porn after having it at a friend's birthday party

DD (nearly 10) still says took-en instead of taken.

When she was little she used to say whobody as well. As in "Whobody has tooken my stuff?"

DH and I are still sad that whobody seems to have been grown out of...

oooh, glitz, I was just going to post the same thing! I love it when DS wants to read the 'constructions' for his games

DS1 used to say 'I fishened' instead of 'I finished', and 'hundred pants' instead of 'underpants'.

A friends little girl cried at the end of a meal because everyone else had had 'some fishent' and she hadn't had any fishent

You called?

DISCLAIMER:

Twas not my thread, my DD, or my cutted up pear.

I merely adopted the moniker in honour of the only thread that actually ever made me lol.

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We still, despite her having corrected most mis - pronounced words now that she is is 5yo, have a marote control for the TV for the DD.

Diarrhoea is known as 'runny bottom' when ds 5 experienced a surprising toilet experience