to let a surveyor use my toilet?

[kitnkaboodle]

He's been here 2 hours already and will be here til lunchtime. I fear he may ask at any minute ... is he middle class enough, or does he count as a 'tradesman'??

Imagine him sitting on your pan and flipping through this thread on his surveyor's IPad whilst he is ermmm, 'busy'

Oh the shame of it all! :)

Hope he brought his own toilet brush. Otherwise, he will have to get down on his knees and actually put his hands down there to scrub his skiddoes away.

He should also examine the whole room in minute detail because woe betide him if there are any poo crumbs left behind anywhere.

He should also ask which toilet (upstairs or downstairs) he is permitted to shit in and which is for weeing only.

Not poo crumbs! Oh god no. Won't someone think of the children?

Yes, they should think of the children. The OP will need to check that he has left no poo crumbs in either the bathroom, th downstairs toilet or in the kids' rooms.

skiddoes

I severely hope that you had put away the Molton Brown and replaced it with a more appropriate hand soap.

Coal tar hand soap.
The choice of the working classes b

If he's professional middle class he'll ask to use your loo - so your toilet won't be needed. I assume you've got a loo, OP?

I use the words "toilet" and "loo" pretty much interchangeably. What does that make me?

The OP should go and check the dishwasher if she has one. I've seen posts on here by someone whose husband put the toilet brush in theirs.

I'm sorry your majesty, surely you can ask one of your underlings to take him downstairs to the servants quarters! FFS!!

It it was her majesty. I think one would have to refer to it as the lavatory