I am Being Unreasonable and I'm sorry

[TheRtHonGeorgianaGobshite]

If there is a national shortage of any product that ever came out of an udder or teet; it's because it is my fridge.

It's my fault.

I am now in possession of all countries cheese quota.

I was on drugs.Big fat hairy frugs following my big fat hairy knee operation.

I did the Waitrose order, and then I did the Ocado order.
It's a whole lot of cheese.

I will begin negotiations@ 1p.

I am keeping the lovely drugs. I will omly swap cheese.
BE CLEAR ON THIS WOMEN OF MUMSNET. I LIKE THE DRUGS AND AM ONLY SWAPPING EXCESS DAIRY GOODS.
I have mucho beaucoup cheese.

got any long dated Pie D'angloys? Or Cornish Brie? I'll take it off your hands.

I bought lots of crackers but forgot the cheese. Can we meet up for negotiations and trade supplies?

I have a friend who not only dislikes cheese but chocolate and tea

odd I think

We don't do Cornish Brie. That would be a sin. Brie comes from France; and Cornish Brie is an Oxymoron and a bit of a wank biscuit.

I've never heard of the other one. If you want to PM me ''ll e mail you a bit of my cheese from a goat in exchange.

I love chocolate but I'm not a big fan of tea and I do dislike cheese.

Listen Girls/Women/Children/People who are Transgender; and listen carefully.........
I have have the following cheeses available (in various quantities)

Gruyere
Barber's 1833 Vintage Reserve
Cornish QuARTZ eXTRA mATURE
dUCHY oRGANIC cROPWELL BISHOP

I'm already back on drugs and I'm not even half way through my cheeses.

Frugs is amazeballs! we all need more frugs!

I definitely need more frugs!

Where can I get them?

Also, as an aside, I love cheeses! (that can sound like Jesus, most apt for this time of year).

I have just made my way through an entire bomb of cheese. I must regretfully decline.

RIGHT i'LL SWAP FRUG FOR FUCKING CHEESE
The going rate is 1kg of frugs for 0.25kg of Crompwell Stilton (you can sniff it but no snorting )

FreudiansSlipper what does said friend eat??? Chocolate, cheese & tea is pretty much 95% of my diet!

...the other 50% 5% is wine

I bought my friend brie in France to go with some plates for cheese I bought her .. Jesus wept. Stunk the car.out, stunk the channel tunnel out, stunk the house out. Put it in a bag ... Stunk. Put it in a tin. .. Stunk.
Put it in bag, in tin in garage ...
friend gagged and somewhat unreasonably totally reasonable refusedto take it on a 5 hr car trip home

i just dropped it off outside my sister in laws as an anonymous gift

bahahahahahaha

DS had a cheese advent calendar, may as well carry on I guess?

I'm on Morphine patches.
I think the going rate is
Sparkenhoe Farmhouse Red. "Vallage \Triple Cream Cheese.

I've got a lot of it.
You need to take take the Cheese and also my 15 year old Daughter.

Will u ship to the states. Can't get good cheese or frugs here...

Ooh, I love Pie D'Angloys. Also agree about the whole Cornish/Somerset Brie thing. Brie is French.

Whilst I'd love to take some cheese off your hands (possibly also some frugs to relieve some of my current arthritis pain) I have just done an online order and ordered industrial quantities of cheese (including Pie D'Angloys). Was most disheartened that there was no Y Fenni available though. Shropshire Blue was on offer though, so that made up for it

I have some stinky bishop - no wait - I've eaten it - that was a joy to bring back home in a paper bag in a warm car...

Well liking chocolate makes you less odd mytartan

Minnie my friend loves quinoa I know she also loves KFC

Have a total cheese craving due to pregnancy BUT you have hoarded none of the cheeses I've been craving. Thank you. My cravings will be sated as your drought is in crap cheese

Do you have Valencay? Like this ? It's my favourite.

I'm dairy-free whilst breastfeeding DS who is allergic. I'm mourning cheese, keep dreaming about it.

Will everyone stop talking about lovely cheese?! Can't even console myself with lovely frugs...

I'll swap you your cheese for some chocolate.

We have piles. Piles and piles. And DP came home from the shops today with 5 more boxes.

My face did this ---->

He said it was on sale. I'm going to be the size of a small car by 2015