I am Being Unreasonable and I'm sorry

[TheRtHonGeorgianaGobshite]

If there is a national shortage of any product that ever came out of an udder or teet; it's because it is my fridge.

It's my fault.

I am now in possession of all countries cheese quota.

I was on drugs.Big fat hairy frugs following my big fat hairy knee operation.

I did the Waitrose order, and then I did the Ocado order.
It's a whole lot of cheese.

I will begin negotiations@ 1p.

at frugs.

The frugs made you do it?

Per kg

May god have mercy on the people in the room a few hours after you eat the stuff.

Its the drugs wot done it. I also have alot of cheese in my fridge, not my fault I hasten to add but dh.

Are you gromit?

Big fat hairy frugs

Fucking drugs. Drugs. Lots of Fucking Drugs.

Lots of Drugs.

Ladies .........
I have lots of cheese. Many Cheeses.

Many Shapes. Many Styles........ Cheese
Original Waitrose bags.......
Many lurvely lurvely cheeses.

Lol at frugs.

Make soup with it!

Those bloody frugs!

You can keep the cheese. Horrible stinking stuff.

PMSL. What are you negotiating for? Crackers I presume

Frug soup?

Can you make soup with cheese while on frugs ?

I hate cheese. I'll pay you to keep it. The drugs on the other hand...

What about the baby cheeses? Do you have the baby cheeses in your fridge?

Bupcakes/twatkins is that you??

Frug it. Frug the lot of it.

Ah if I was still pregnant I'd snap it up!

I love cheese. Really love cheese. Please may I raid your fridge?

I can swop you the cheese for the 3lts of cream I've left in my fridge.

drugs also welcome.

I bet you do not have any Dirty Vicar

its absolutely delicious as is my Ruby Mist cheese

If anyone is looking for chocolate it is under my xmas tree. I have gone WAY overboard to the point where I just keep eating it to get rid of it.

I'm another cheese hater thanking you! One more cheese in your fridge is one less free in the world...

Btw, for reasons too boring to go into, we have shit loads of cake here...

Welly loadsa drugs got out hospital on Christmas eve stayingbout by the skin of my teeth. Loadsa drugs has meant loads a bloody cheese biscuits arecyoi near.