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AIBU?

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to wish that Gareth Malone would just fuck right off?

178 replies

TheGMF · 22/12/2014 16:50

And take his military wives with him.

OP posts:
Sparklingbrook · 22/12/2014 18:20

So come on OP (does GMF stand for Gareth Malone Fan?). What's he done to offend you? Did you not make it through the auditions? Sad Grin

ouryve · 22/12/2014 18:22

You could always turn the telly over, I suppose.

hoppus · 22/12/2014 18:24

I don't think I even know who he is, I don't watch programmes with choir wives in though, perhaps that's your solution OP. Don't watch it.

LuluJakey1 · 22/12/2014 18:24

Have never heard or seen them.

TheFirstOfHerName · 22/12/2014 18:25

Grin at "And I also fancy him in a slightly creepy maternal way"

londonrach · 22/12/2014 18:27

Lulu!!!!! Xmas Shock. Where you been. They played at the jubilee on the stage with gary barlow and have had several hits. You must have heard the songs.

LineRunner · 22/12/2014 18:28

My Poor indifference has been pierced by the thought that the OP is his wife.

londonrach · 22/12/2014 18:29

For lulu. m.youtube.com/watch?v=e7R9hv4NUf4

Sparklingbrook · 22/12/2014 18:30

Oh no OP are you Mrs M? Sad

londonrach · 22/12/2014 18:30

For lulu (my fav) m.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ7f4lV3e0c.

pigsinmud · 22/12/2014 18:31

Actually I think he irritates me. I'm not sure he does as I avoid all programmes with him in. I just have a feeling he would wind me up.

LineRunner · 22/12/2014 18:32

I hope not , Sparkling.

But it is an unexpected thread, tbh. I mean, how harmless are Gareth Malone and the military wives?? Xmas Smile

Sparklingbrook · 22/12/2014 18:34

They are fairly easily avoided Line, unless they maybe all lived in a flat together above yours or something.

Or every time you went to the shops they were all in the queue ahead of you.

RoastingYourChestnutsHurtsAlot · 22/12/2014 18:37

DH's contribution 'if you don't like Gareth Malone you're an arsehole'

So there we go then Grin

londonrach · 22/12/2014 18:40

RoAsting i like your dh! He very straight to the point!

LineRunner · 22/12/2014 19:02

Sparkling, maybe Gareth Malone and the military wives all tried to get in the OP's car because she's a clown. And then the doors fell off.

GoldfishSpy · 22/12/2014 19:07

Nope. I love him.

Aeroflotgirl · 22/12/2014 20:16

Yabvvvvu and sound very nasty op. I like him and his efforts to teach the masses to sing, we need something cheery.

DidoTheDodo · 22/12/2014 20:46

I like Gareth a lot...but think repeating the military wives thing is a bit samey. (I'm a singing charity worker... How about a choir for us Gareth?)

squoosh · 22/12/2014 20:57

I'm with you OP. I find him quite snooty and self satisfied. He reminds me of a school prefect circa 1953.

Sparklingbrook · 22/12/2014 21:05

Line don't start me off again. Grin Grin

MelonOfTroy · 22/12/2014 21:23

I briefly joined my local mw choir - it was very serious. I just went for a jolly sing song of some happy songs so it wasn't for me.

manchestermummy · 22/12/2014 21:31

YABU.

A man under 40 who is a tenor and into choral singing almost the perfect man.

I love him.

DH has accepted this and got me a Gm CD for Christmas last year.

Awks · 22/12/2014 21:36

The MWC isn't all about whether you can sing though some of them can, beautifully it's about making friends, having a shared interest and lessening isolation. That's the point of all the 70 odd choirs. Imagine moving house every 2 years maybe and having to start all over again. Choirs make it easier - it's like Brownies, but with wine. So good on you GM for championing the MWC thing.

manchestermummy · 22/12/2014 21:38

And good on him for bringing some excellent choral repertoire to the fore: 'the snow' is glorious.