To be laughing (almost) uncontrollably at the Gaston song?

[StockingFullOfCoal]

I've let DDs open one of their presents early - they're both poorly with a cough/cold.

Anyway, its Beauty and the Beast, they've not seen it before, I haven't seen it since I was around 10.

Gaston is such an arsehole! The whole song, they're all singing about these "qualities" that make him such a desirable man and all I can think is "dickhead, bigger dickhead, even bigger dickhead" each time they come up with new reasons why he is so brilliant.

As for the "every last inch of me is covered with hair" I actually spat my tea out My best friend is also pissing herself laughing.

[PumpkinsMummy]

Also, your DD sounds awesome Stocking, I snorted at "I'm going out of the room, I don't want to look at Gaston, he's an idiot". You've obviously raised her right!

[GrouchyKiwi]

Disney Aladdin would be dead gorgeous if he was real.

My top 5: Hercules, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, Robin Hood and Tangled.

[MinnieM1]

Flynn Rider & Prince Eric are by far the hottest Disney Princes ... Ooo Flynn Rider

[educationrocks1]

Prince Valiant is my favourite.

[StockingFullOfCoal]

pumpkins She doesn't mince her words that one! its come back to bite me on the arse quite a few times already

Gaston is now begging for his life atop the castle. G'on Beast, chuck him!

[GrouchyKiwi]

Oh yes, Flinn Ryder is definitely hot. Especially since he's voiced by Zachary Levi (Chuck), who is pure gorgeousness since he grew a beard.

[lessthanBeau]

B&b is my top disney fave, is it weird that for me beast as beast would get it? not gaston or post beast???? certainly every last inch of him is covered in hair! (went to disneyworld this year but didnt get to try the grey stuff, presumably its delicious.)

[SuedeEffectPochette]

There is a line in our version (very old)
No one "persecutes harmless crackpots like Gaston" or something like that - is it still there or have more recent PC versions cut it?

[GoldfishSpy]

[ARGHtoAHHH]

I have been re watching B&TB lately with my DS (my god, what a great excuse to watch it over and over...I love it)

In my adult brain, Belle blatantly knows that the Beast is a Prince, and a spell needs to be broken.

Evidence:

1. near the beginning, she says, about a book: "Well it's my favorite! Far off places, daring swordfights, magic spells, a prince in disguise!"
   
   
2. She goes on to sing: "Oh! Isn't this amazing? It's my favorite because you'll see. Here's where she meets prince charming. But she won't discover that it's him till chapter three."
   
   
3. She knows its an enchanted castle, she says so just before the "Be Our Guest" song. This ties in with all the fairy tale books she's been reading.
   
   
4. When she goes snooping in the West Wing, she discovers a ripped old painting in his room, and she BLATANTLY knows its the Beast in his former self. She is already concocting her plan to transform him back to his former self, by getting him to fall in love with her, so she can fulfill her wish to leave her "provincial life", and cash in.
   
   Then she acts all surprised when he transforms back into a (ugly, effeminate) Prince.
   
   She's one clever bitch, is Belle.
   
   
   
   

[DeckTheHoopsWithBoughsOfHolly]

Gaston gets brought down to earth:

[StockingFullOfCoal]

deck Ohhhh that guy is awesome! "Do not listen to the lies of this enchantress" BAHAHAHAAHAH I am SCREECHING with laughter. "Go bash the candlestick, he's as bad as the Beast."

[Ifyourawizardwhydouwearglasses]

And I'm roughly the size of a BAAAAAAAARGE!