when you have bad pms your dh shouldn't tell you to 'Go Rollerblading'

[mazlou3]

Dh has pretty much just took off with his mate and sent me this message:

Go Rollerblading, get those endorphin’s going and your heart rate racing. www.period.life/go-rollerblading/ #periodlife

Aibu to start a bonfire with his possessions?

Go rollerblading. Over his head.

No judge would convict you. Tell him its better than rollerblading.

I suggest you adopt it as your killer passive-aggressive comeback in all situations.

DH pissed off/tired/narky/disagreeing with you?

Smile, head tilt, faux concerned expression - 'Oh dear. You seem a little tense. Have you thought of rollerblading? It's great for the endorphins I hear?' (make sure you do the irritating upward voice inflection at the end of the question, too!)

He'll rue the day he opened his mouth.

He actually sent you a link??

Pile all his possessions up neatly on the side of the road. Take a picture. Send it to him with the caption - bonfire night has come early.

Those wanky adverts have A LOT to answer for.

Sanitary towels and tampon adverts should be of a girl wimpering on her sofa with a hot water bottle and her cat while cramming chocolate orange into her mouth.

Castlemilk has it. That is SO what I'd do if my DP had come out with that.

Like he'd be going rollerblading if he was in pain and about to start bleeding from the cock. Wazzock.

Does he actually know you are suffering today?

I must admit that while I know that some women do get PMS, it is an alien concept to me as I never had it. I guess this is why men don't understand it either, hence the flippant message.

Great idea, get period all over them: www.period.life/wear-silk-pyjamas/

That site must be a 'joke'

Does you watch Russell Howard's good news? He did a bit about this a week or so ago. It was about truth in adversing since someone sued red bull for not giving them actual wings. The skit was a man coming in and saying let's go rollerblading to his girlfriend who's sat on the sofa with a hot water bottle. She then tells him to fuck off.

good lord he is taking his life into his hands there!

Just looked at that website. Written by a feckin man imho. It suggests bungee jumping, skydiving and trampoleening. Andno where does it suggest eating chocolate and stabbing people with sharp objects.

I does say eat chocolate covered brazil nuts and have a massage. Get you some chocolates and book a massage and tell him to feck off you are following his advice.

I'm so tempted to open up his Xmas present - an iPad and Rollerblade all over it and act stupid on Christmas day.

Whoops did I just forget to leave him some leftovers from Sunday lunch and eat it all,... Oh well never mind ;)

you are really going to have to punish him for this. everytime he winges about everything you are going to have to suggest that he go rollerblading... until he caves and apologises. for exact method see poster up there somewhere... ^^

He likes to live dangerously doesn't he?

He is taking the piss I have to admit I laughed though...

Think of some passive aggressive ways to annoy him, maybe?

The website also offers other 'tips' such as 'eat salad' and an inventive yoga position which involves a headstand...

It also says pms stands for 'purchase more shoes'. Amazing. Which dimwit came up with this?

Anyway, is anyone up for skydiving in the next few days?

You should suggest castration For him every timemoa speaks.

My husband said yesterday as I was looking for painkillers oh you are not like the advert are you he thought he was hilarious he was not hilarious

What is this?!!

I have an actual rage on now.

I wonder what the FWR topic would make of these

WTF is this idiotic sexist crap?

Though having said that, I still have the box of Florida orange creams sitting next to me, as I ate four for lunch. Period started today. Coincidence?

My favourite tip is: "If you live near a spring, harvest your own water - full of minerals".

Of course

Have you noticed that the woman on the trampoline actually has white trousers on? It has to be a pisstake.

I'm just off to my local spring now...

What is Florida cremes? Orange doughnuts? I'm hungry