when you have bad pms your dh shouldn't tell you to 'Go Rollerblading'

[mazlou3]

Dh has pretty much just took off with his mate and sent me this message:

Go Rollerblading, get those endorphin’s going and your heart rate racing. www.period.life/go-rollerblading/ #periodlife

Aibu to start a bonfire with his possessions?

Bodywork tackled this very issue after some guy posted on their Facebook site:

Their response:

Fuck you, autocorrect. Bodyform, not bodywork.

I was going to ask what florida cremes were too

Marks and Spencer Florida orange cremes. I think they're a Christmas line...

A Christmas line of what?! Need to know now..

Christmas range of chocs she means,

Gosh, I wish my local m n s food hadn't closed down. They sound amazing - creamy Java cakes right?

dp was going into the city today. the one thing i asked for is florida creams, did i get any? no. i need to have some ready for next time

No, they're actual chocolate chocolates (yes, sorry, I did mean one of the Christmas range of chocolates - not firing on all cylinders at the moment!)
So good, they are.

Aand now I'm typing like I'm Yoda. Splendid.

Hehe@typing things like yoda

Maybe yone day I'll get these legendary chocs, one disadvantage of living in the country