Okay, okay... it was just a few fuckoffs and a bit of goadiness (possibly an understatement).
Full marks to both ghosty and ATruthUniversallyAcknowledged for your naiceness, and hands up at the back if you recognise where Truth's name from. English lit teachers, eh, who'd be without 'em?
The OP promises that she has gone now, and I can't imagine that there's a person left on the internet who doesn't understand the salary structure, so is all well that ends well?