Mmm. I am starving. I hope yegods is right he was tongue in cheek - I want to think he's a nice man. I've not made many of his recipes as I don't often feel the need for guidelines for that sort of food (my mate when we were students taught me so I do the shortcuts) - but he writes in a way that really gets me hungry and wanting to cook. Mary Berry's food is quite 'safe' in terms of taste, I think, but that's nice too.
I make a chickpea thing (don't say it's hummus if that bothers you) with toasted sesame seeds mixed in, instead of tahini. It's very nice and has a bit of crunch to it.
Anyway, this thread is great, but (sorry, you can't be a snob and not expect it back), I had to pick this up:
We must be using different cooking books, Bunbaker. I have none that mention a single ingredient out of a can.
Don't you mean 'none that mentions'? 
I do cook parsnips, and I ought to do chickpeas from scratch - but, however cheap they are, I don't have the space or the time!