Spare willies?

[Bardette]

Dniece arrives home with school newsletter which says:
'If anyone has any spare willies lying around at home, size 7-12, YR could make good use of them'
Can't imagine what they want them for, some sort of craft project perhaps? I've had a quick look around and all the ones here are still being used. Dsis and I v. keen to support dn education and all that - have any of you got a spare willy I could pass on?

Well I've just bought my daughter some brand new golden sparkling willies so we might have some old ones lying around.
Think they're only a size 5 though!

Got one spare but not sure about a pair though :D

My dp has one he doesnt use anymore

One assumes sex ed has changed somewhat.....

7-12? size clearly does matter....

Oooh someone's gonna be in trouble on Monday morning! Would love to know what responses they get.

I wonder what sort of units they're thinking of when they say 7 - 12?

Anyhow, all the willies in this house have owners who are unwilling to donate them for craft projects.

What kind of craft projects are you envision ing?

Yes I have 7 or 8 willies pickled in jars in my basement. I've been trying to dispose of them without arousing suspicion, this seems ideal. Are you in the north east op?

There was a thread last week about a letter home from school asking kids to bring spare willies - is this a separate thing? Most bizarre.

The class teacher isnt called Mrs Bobbit by any chance is she?

Stealth I'd imagine out of the jars they'd be fairly easy to post. The post office worker might go a bit when they 'have' to ask what's being posted. 'Pickled willies, not sure on the value' ....

Maybe a craft project like those potato print pictures we used to do as kids? Only with spare willies instead of potatoes?

Yes I'm not surprised. Potatoes are a nightmare to get hold oft

I very much want to know where you got the sparkly gold wellies from smartiepants

Sainsburys. They are gaudy and tasteless. My 2 year old lives them!

Who made any mention of wellies ?!
;)

Must be for biology class

my lizard has a spare willy. Waterdragons have two

I managed to stop a letter going out to parents asking children to bring in their willies! It was being printed out and luckily I was at the photocopier and spotted the typo. The naughty part of me wishes I'd kept my mouth shut and let the letter go out as it was...

The receptionist at DS's old school was terrible for typo's in newsletters. She also requested we take in willies but one of her more inappropriate typo's was when she typed the name of the 'start of the week'. The child's surname was Sithole, she typed it Shithole.

Pmsl at start of the week

Oh yeah that should have read star of the week. This typo bug is catching

I would love it if DH had a 10 inch willy.