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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

to think the planet isn't worth hair this flat?

48 replies

UncouthLostYouth · 01/10/2014 09:46

So today, for the first time, I cycled the 4 miles to work. You know, trying not to fuck up the planet and everything.

The problem is, my thighs hurt, I was overtaken on a hill by an old man walking with a stick, I arrived at a meeting with panda eyes and my trousers tucked into my (Rudolph) socks, and - worst of all - my hair looks like a 1980s Playmobil pirate.

AIBU to think the planet just isn't worth this?

OP posts:
OTheHugeManatee · 01/10/2014 09:49

YANBU. Cycling to work is only viable if you have a changing room with hairdryer at the office or else don't mind looking like a hideous Lego-haired frump all day.

ElephantsNeverForgive · 01/10/2014 09:50

YANBU
Cycling is not for anyone over 24 and only then if they are postgrad students who can arrive at the lab looking a state.

Cycling is not compatible with being an adult.

LadyLuck10 · 01/10/2014 09:52

Yanbu, there are other ways to save the planet.

OliviaBenson · 01/10/2014 09:55

Yabu- it will get easier!! Cycling is great- just think how much more chocolate you can eat Grin

WowserBowser · 01/10/2014 09:58

I was overtaken on a hill by an old man walking with a stick, I arrived at a meeting with panda eyes and my trousers tucked into my (Rudolph) socks, and - worst of all - my hair looks like a 1980s Playmobil pirate

Grin
Balaboosta · 01/10/2014 09:59

Keep at it. Cycling's great. But you need good kit and a change of clothes.

2madboys · 01/10/2014 10:02

Ok, it gets better the more you do it. How long is your hair? I have shoulder length and find that if I put it into a low pony tail, it looks fine. When you get to work, just re-do the pony tail. If it's your mascara smudging, wait until you get to work to do it. If it's eyeliner, use a different one. I use the Maybelline gel liner and it doesn't smudge. I never wear trousers that need tucking in. If you need these for work, change when you get there. I find shortish skirts and dresses with leggings are good to cycle in - my work is pretty casual so I'm ok to stay like this.

I love cycling to work (similar distance to you) as I really find getting some exercise at that time sets me up for the day. It will definitely get easier as you get fitter.

PinkSquash · 01/10/2014 10:03
Grin
TheHobbit · 01/10/2014 10:04

Why is cycling not compatible with adults? I see businessman in suits skateboarding to work which is very funny. Does anybody actually enjoy being a boring adult?? I can't comprehend it. I don't think I will ever ve a sensible adult. I still climb on trees and jump on my bed revelling in the fact that my mother can't tell me off for jumping on the bed. It's too much fun!!

I would be terribly bored if I have to act like an adult. Im 34 btw Grin

fourforksache · 01/10/2014 10:05

yanbu, drive & look refreshed and gorgeous Grin

Although, it's probably doing wonders for your butt & thighs.

TheHobbit · 01/10/2014 10:06

Obviously I am responsible and I have a management job but I don't understand why on here people say you shouldn't do things just cause you're a bit older! Boooirrrring Confused

ithoughtofitfirst · 01/10/2014 10:11

This is amazing.

Get a perm. Knock em dead.

BabCNesbitt · 01/10/2014 10:14

Cycling is not compatible with being an adult.

Get yourself to Amsterdam, Elephants. Plenty of adults cycling there. Or would you be looking at them disapprovingly?

whois · 01/10/2014 10:14

Yabu- it will get easier!! Cycling is great- just think how much more chocolate you can eat

Not as much as you might hope!

I had longish hair and have just had it cut to shoulder length. Much harder to deal with bike hair now. Previously I out it in a low pony tail, then redid to a high pony or a messy bun on arrival. Or just loose.

Make up - do when you get there or use decent waterproof stuff.

Trousers - I find skirts and tights better for biking in.

You will be overtaken, biking in work clothes isn't compatible with going v fast.

UncouthLostYouth · 01/10/2014 10:17

I have the solution. JD (Scrubs)'s Hairmet.

www.snotr.com/video/3195/Hairmet

OP posts:
UncouthLostYouth · 01/10/2014 10:21

(and thank you for the support and encouragement. I will keep trying for a while. And then if it doesn't get any easier I'll use the YANBUs to give me an excuse to preserve the mascara).

OP posts:
ithoughtofitfirst · 01/10/2014 10:25

I'm obsessed with outdoor exercise. Cycling is one of my faves. Who cares if you look a fright when you get to work?! You cycled to work!

Ps pandas are really cute.

Seafoam · 01/10/2014 10:47

This thread has me howling!

Artistic · 01/10/2014 10:52

Wish there were an option to 'only' cycle back home. Grin

whois · 01/10/2014 10:54

Wish there were an option to 'only' cycle back home.

There is in london! You can Boris it one way :-)

UncouthLostYouth · 01/10/2014 11:01

Yes, if only we had a Boris here in Birmingham - now there's a man who understands the value of big hair.

OP posts:
Idontseeanysontarans · 01/10/2014 11:04

Sorry to sound thick but how do you Boris to work? Do silly haired fops turn up at your door every morning an give you a piggy back?

BigRedBall · 01/10/2014 11:07

Could you car share and still do your bit for the world?

writtenguarantee · 01/10/2014 11:09

Cycling is not compatible with being an adult.

many no postgrads cycle to work everyday.

could the OP take a brush and hairdryer in a bag?

writtenguarantee · 01/10/2014 11:10
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