To enjoy farting

[betteroutandall]

I sometimes get trapped wind and there is nothing like a loud, long fart.

I rarely hold them in. But in company I try to ease them out gently so that they aren't noisy, at home I just let rip.

So AIBU??

Bean bean the magical food
The more you eat the more you toot.

Bean bean the magical food
The more you eat the more you toot.

I had a surgical procedure yesterday that involved air being pumped into my gut. It is now finding it's way out......good style!

I have never been prouder of dd than the day when, aged two, she asked mil to pull her finger and let rip.

In fairness it was dh's fault, he taught her!

YANBU nothing better, I have just got over a stomach bug and I'm full of wind! My dh must be disgusted with me but it's better out than in, some people worry the neighbours might hear them shouting at the kids, not me... I hope they think it's my dh not me!

Nothing better than having a sensible conversation with my boyfriend before saying, "I've just one thing to add to that" and letting a massive one go.
Causes much mirth for both of us. Yes we are easily amused and I love it

YANBU! :)

One of my closest friends has been married for years yet she and her DH have never farted in front of each other - they go out of the room if they need a little trump.

Each to their own and all that but I find this weird partly because my DH and I are so flatulent we'd never see each other if we did this

Also, she farts in front of me quite happily

Farts are ace!

You and my DH would get on like a methane cloud on fire. He LOVES to fart. He is the loudest farter in the world and has been known to wake children 3 rooms and a staircase away. I think our DD is following in his footsteps she's only 5.5 months and can already scare the cat with her baby toots.

Oh no Zombie thread! 🙈

Yawn.

YANBU. Last week I went through a stage of producing farts that had an almost musical quality to them. I can't explain it, but they sounded like trumpets. Don't know what I'd eaten for that to happen