Drinks party at our house, my friend showed up and was completely sober. I only found out about this, this morning from DH, but basically she greeted my DH and told him he looked fantastic. He said (as a joke) "thanks, I'm getting old. Only five years away from fifty and then I'm sure Volley will be trading me in for a better model."
And my friend's reply was: "oh don't worry. She will definitely not be the one leaving you for a better model - she's reached her maximum capacity in getting you. Everyone thinks it'll more likely be the other way round, IYSWIM."
My DH told me this morning and is laughing at what a bitch she is.
AIBU to think she is no friend at all?! And WTF would she say that?