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Not to want to see a couple having sex in the street

34 replies

ijustwanttobeme · 09/09/2014 21:48

FFS

This post has been prompted by another thread.

I suppose this is an extreme form of PDA :)

Last week Dp and I left a restaurant, and as we walked past the house next door but one, there was a couple having full on sex in the driveway!

We walked past just as she'd fallen into the hedge, and went to see if she was ok, as we hadn't twigged what was going on.

It was only when we saw his pasty arse glinting in the moonlight and them trying to resume position that we realised!

Why oh why would you do that??

OP posts:
browneyedgirl86 · 09/09/2014 21:50

That's disgusting. And I'm not a prude by any means. But for god sake, Get a Room!

crazylady321 · 09/09/2014 21:52

Oh deer Blush Id be mortified.

Me and and my ex were once out for a drive in the country and saw a couple dtd round back of an hedge

seasavage · 09/09/2014 21:54

That's a moment you need scorecards and a seriously pissed off expression for.

GoringBit · 09/09/2014 21:54

OP you have a lovely way with words. And no, YANBU. Nasty.

PiperIsOrange · 09/09/2014 21:55

New house perhaps and wanting to do it everywhere.

TeaAndALemonTart · 09/09/2014 21:57

Sorry, we got a bit carried away. Too much Malibu.

It won't happen again.

Floggingmolly · 09/09/2014 21:57

Including the hedge, piper?

PiperIsOrange · 09/09/2014 21:59

Some people are just weird.

Maybe it wasn't even their house.

Fishstix · 09/09/2014 22:03

Is it just me who would find this hilarious??

Lally112 · 09/09/2014 22:07

I would laugh my frickin arse off, christening the hedge Blush

crazylady321 · 09/09/2014 22:08

No Fishstix, I would piss myself too once got over the initial shock :)

PiperIsOrange · 09/09/2014 22:14

Hope they wasn't using a condom, all those possibility of the condom getting scratched by the branches.

Grokette · 09/09/2014 22:14

Vom. Can't these people be charged with public indecency or something? Repulsive behaviour.

On one of my very first dates with DH, we went to a relatively popular lookout spot at the top of a small mountain in the early evening. All very romantic and such, until we get around the corner to see two salubrious individuals engaged in various oral activities. The bloke had the cheek to tell us to fuck off!

Kind of ruined the atmosphere.

MaidOfStars · 09/09/2014 22:16

Is it illegal? An affront to public decency or something? Does it matter if you're somewhere where you could reasonably expect not to be observed (not the case here, admittedly)?

Pipbin · 09/09/2014 22:58

I used to work in a shop in Brighton.
Opposite us we had a large old bank, with deep stone window ledges at hip height. One day my colleague and I were stood at the till chatting working when we realised that there was a couple with the woman sat on the window ledge having actual sex. It was the middle of the day - but it was Brighton.

YourKidsYourRulesHunXxx · 09/09/2014 23:04

Nasty pigs. Some people just don't give a shit

TortillasAndChocolate · 09/09/2014 23:10

YABU - it sounds delightful Grin

DragonReena · 09/09/2014 23:11

Imagine if they conceived that night...in a drive way. Imagine that being the story of your conception. Not that it's something you'd really share with a child. Sorry too much wine!

DisgraceToTheYChromosome · 09/09/2014 23:40

In the words of Willie Rushton "Adults you are, consenting you may be, but I would question the privacy of Lowndes Square".

PiperIsOrange · 09/09/2014 23:50

Dragon imagine if they did and named the baby where it was conceived.

Bushra is a name that comes to mind.

Flowerfae · 10/09/2014 00:11

LOL! no your not being unreasonable... but I was just thinking how lovely the moon is tonight and now all I have in my head is a pasty arse glinting in the moonlight :)

curiousgeorgie · 10/09/2014 00:11

Is it illegal if its actually on their driveway? I suppose it depends how far into the bush they fell Wink

Some people love it, the thrill of getting caught or whatever. I'm so un adventurous I'd just panic about insects biting me...

ScrambledeggLDCcakeBOAK · 10/09/2014 00:53

Talking of conceived that reminds me of a women I knew years ago (we weren't friends) she quite happily told me her son had been conceived on a wheelie bin!!! She just came out with it like it was a normal story! I was Shock

ScrambledeggLDCcakeBOAK · 10/09/2014 00:54

Hedgerietta Grin

RockinHippy · 10/09/2014 01:07

We once had a couple trying to "engage" on our actual windowsill, in broad daylight - his hands could clearly be seen through our window - undoing her bra & hoisting her skirt up - whilst DD sat watching Doctor Who Shock

I went out with my best Mary Whitehouse stare & told them in no uncertain terms to take their grubby exhibitionist backsides elsewhere, preferably inside with no DCS present

The reply - whilst they very pissedly stumbled off getting re dressed - "it's okay love we're married" Hmm

I wouldn't mind but they were not young - I would guess late 60s -old enough to know better Shock