Not to want to see a couple having sex in the street

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FFS

This post has been prompted by another thread.

I suppose this is an extreme form of PDA :)

Last week Dp and I left a restaurant, and as we walked past the house next door but one, there was a couple having full on sex in the driveway!

We walked past just as she'd fallen into the hedge, and went to see if she was ok, as we hadn't twigged what was going on.

It was only when we saw his pasty arse glinting in the moonlight and them trying to resume position that we realised!

Why oh why would you do that??

RockinHippy that is crazy!

Hope I'm like that in my late 60's though

I came home from work one night to find a couple lying in the parking lot of our (large lot of) flats with one trying to stab the other with a large bread knife. Other people were coming home at the same time and stepping over and round them, leaving them to it, and I suspect that the same would have happened if they'd been DTD. The joys of London.

(I suppose the police were called eventually but they may have disappeared beforehand.)

I once saw a couple having sex in the sea on a beach in Greece. It was the middle of the afternoon & they were discreetly f*cking in waist-deep water surrounded by kids.

Yes it is illegal.
Lewd conduct in a public place.

Babushka....

FatherDick we noticed a couple having sex on a beach in Malta... From Here To Eternity it was not.

I think the baby could at least have the nickname Twiggy

I was once treated to a lewd display in Cambridge. The girl was giving the bloke a BJ right in front of the B&B I was staying in. I have never heard anything like it, it sounded like he had his knob trapped in a Henry Hoover.

A small crowd had gathered to watch, and we all gave them a round of applause when they were finished

Did they pass the hat round, Valerie?