AIBU to think this is a very very odd thing to find on eBay

[Tiredsparrow]

pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&alt=web&id=321507707636

it's not alone either. Lots to choose from (and not cheap)

I might ask a question-

Q If Samson proves not to be the malevolent spirit you describe, and is in fact just a broken old doll, like all the other dolls you have sold, can I have a refund?

I want to ask a question, but I'm too scared. What if I offend the seller and she hunts me down? (Or send troops of her dolls after me?) I want to ask if it sits up in bed and shouts 'F##K YOU!'

It's terrifying!

ermmm...

anyone want to go into partnership? I'll make the ugly scary-looking dolls if you write their back-stories.

Its quite interesting to see though that the other dolls were sold for a very much lower price that I still wouldn't have paid

Do it Kendodd!

Urrrgh, it is very nasty, though.

Bloody hell how creepy. No thanks! £800 for an ugly looking doll

horrible, I wouldn't allow them in my house

I just read feedback from another seller who Sold a doll for £10.50 and the feedback was "doll came to life within hours of arrival, great seller" jeeeeez

Who knew there was a call for this kind of thing.

I'd also like to know if you get a refund if the description isn't accurate

Have you seen her other items?

I don't think it's very fair for postmen to have to unknowingly cart these vessels of evil spirits around

Wonder if that's why Royal Mail got sold off?Maybe it's the revenge of undelivered vesselly doll thingies wreaking their enraged vengeance?

Yeeesh! Some very creepy people out there ... But it doesn't look like a very old doll, how come the story is from such a long time ago? Hummm

Creepy.

DH reckons Samsons pissed off cos he wants a cigarette and she has a smoke free home.

I was until I saw it comes from Spalding. They worship root vegetables and incest up there.

What's more worrying is that someone has made an offer on it!!!!!
Anyone here want to own up? ;)

Whoa!

www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Angry-Creepy-Boy-Doll-Vessel-Of-Precocious-Child-HAUNTED-SEE-PICS-/131278058172?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item1e90c832bc

Oh no I'm torn between wanting to read description and knowing that I'll then spend the rest.of the night thinking about it. Best not, I'm on my own with 3 children, they might not appreciate me climbing into their bed asking for a cuddle and describing my terrifying dream...

love the smoke free etc next to it was a bit dirty. why oh why woukd anyone want this stuff

Oakmaiden ... I really wish I hadn't clicked on that :-(
That is the scariest doll :-( I won't sleep easy tonight .

I'm a rational person, but that has weirded me out. Ugh, need to read something funny now before switching the light off

Off to buy some dolls to 'do up', I can see our trip to Florida coming round faster than I thought!!

How about a time travelling doll. Even lets you dream in black and white.
www.ebay.com/itm/Paranormal-Efanbee-doll-Halloween-haunted-house-Backward-forward-time-traveler-/251636882120?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3a96ba1ac8

Thanks for that!

I'm now off to delete my ebay browsing history.

This now makes selling worn tights seem normal!

Love how all the photos have that sort of cloudy look to them. Like shes mystifying them.

What a crock of shit.

Think - them there's orbs, don't ya know!