This is assuming an infinite appetite, but I guess the portions could be small... (actually no, they couldn't)
starter: pile of fat Scottish langoustines with melted garlic and parsley butter and home-made mayo to dip them into, also served with a selection of warm home-made breads and beautiful unsalted Normandy butter
main: probably my own roast dinner - rib of beef, cooked pink, with horseradish, roast potatoes, potato dauphinois, a mountain of Yorkshire puddings, a vat of gravy, roasted parsnips, cauliflower and broccoli cheese, cabbage with bacon and chestnuts
pud: if going traditional, probably a perfect apple crumble with home-made ginger and salted caramel ice cream. Otherwise maybe a super dark chocolate tart with home-made Turkish delight ice cream.
afters: a bowl of rose and violet creams, an espresso and a cigarette (I don't even smoke but I think the occasion would demand it...).
I am ravenous now and it's not even 10 am 