Oh god, please give me a kick up the arse.
I've just discovered MN and have spent bloody hours - hours and hours and hours - reading, to the detriment of all other things. Even now, I am supposed to be preparing a nice dinner and getting the house ready as it's my and DH's wedding anniversary. But I'm still in my PJs reading MN Classics. (EKL, Small Fluffy Bundle, The Toy Monkey (sob), Mexican House Thief 
)
STOP ME PLEASE! (Or point me in the direction of your favourite threads to read later...)