To make spaghetti hoops on toast for the miserable guts for the rest of their miserable gitting life?

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My DP and DS (4) and DD (18 months) refuse to eat anything. Every single dinner time it's 'I don't like this' It's too hot' 'It's too brown' 'It's spicy horse it's gross'. Tonight my DP said 'I'm not eating that it tastes like fairy liquid!'.

Well...

ALL OF YOU CAN FUCK OFF THEN!!!!

It's so fucking rude and ungrateful. Why do I fucking bother slaving away making them home cooked nice food.

Fuck them. Would it be unreasonable to give all 3 of them spaghetti hoops on toast for the foreseeable future?

I told DP this and he said that would suit him fine..

Cunt lips!!!!

Oh dear.

Cheeky fecks.

My mum generally produced pretty tasty dinners that were also both healthy and cheap - mince and rice and stuff but she did nice things with it, though we weren't terribly picky people but it was a talent to tick all these boxes. And her Sunday roast was fab.

BUT.

There was this one night she did something, and I can't for the life of me remember what it was, but she took a few bites, and said "oh I'm so sorry but this is nowhere near edible!"

We had a ham sarnie!

Not terribly relevant but I had repressed that memory till now so thanks for the laugh!

Not sure what the answer is but they sound like they are as bad as each other so your other half can cook for him and the boys and you can eat lobster thermidor, I give you permission.

Ooh that's a good idea tatty! The ingrates can have hoops. On toast if you're feeling generous. Your food bill will shrink dramatically. Get yourself down to the M ans S or Waitrose ready meals section, and eat something delicious Every Single Night . With wine.

Get yourself down to the M and S or Waitrose ready meals section, and eat something delicious Every Single Night . With wine.

For a minimum of two weeks.

Whilst you give then hoops on (slightly stale & dry) toast with just water.

Your (D)H needs to know when to shut up.

I would cook for you and the kids. Make him eat his meals separately from you all and stock pile beans so he can eat that at every meal.

I'd love your meals by the way. My kids would eat your leeks and the kale happily. DH is derailing your efforts by giving biscuits though.

Still flinching at "dippy biccies"

My phrase, or the act, Kate?