To wonder what the frig I should wipe my arse with?

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As above, promise I'm not the poo troll, yoni massage, penis beaker, cutted up pear, t-Rex etc. have NC for this, oooobviously!

Please help! I have used johnsons extracare wipes (green stripe, aloe willowherb) for probably a decade? For all of my children, and to erm, finish the job, when in the bathroom myself. They have been discontinued, no warning, no stocking up. I had a months worth which has now run out...what should I use for myself and the DCs if they want to use a 'moist toilet product' at the end? Needs to be pretty gentle and kind, I am willing to use washable wipes for the baby still in nappies but not for the rest of us

Your recommendations please, be brave and share, but don't be rude! I have piles sometimes, and all the other baby wipe type products I have tried have left my bottom really sore and red. Same for the DCs. We don't have particularly sensitive skin though

I really think Brits should install those bumhoses you see in the Middle East.

A little squirty nozzle bottle of warm water (mine's an old hair dye applicator bottle) followed by a few squares of soft loo roll (Andrex quilted or Puppies on a Roll). Sorted.

Boots do own brand unfragranced sensitive ones which are quite cheap and often have offers on them. I recently had to stop using them though and am bereft (moved from a house with sturdy plumbing that could take the occasional wipe to a house with plumbing that really can't). Boo. I couldn't have managed without them after birth though, I didn't have piles but had a bad 2nd degree tear which got infected and my perineum became irritated and super-sore. Could only use wipes for ages, not dry roll at all :(

SueDoku - agree about the Dermol DH uses it (elsewhere). You can use it on its own or instead of soap.