'If you want to go, there's the door, fuck off' is not the most mature offer for Cameron to put on the table.
That's extremely unfair Gatorade.
Scotland already has its own parliament, and lots of devolved powers - some of which haven't even been used. More devolution is on the way.
But the SNP said "No, we want independence!", and got the referendum it wanted. Scotland now has the ability to decide whether it wants to be independent, yes or no. That's not a 'fuck off' message.
Then Salmond came up with the white paper, a wish list of what he does and doesn't want to take from the UK, and on what terms.
I'm sorry, but independence means you become a foreign country, and you get no favourable treatment. That is sad, but every country has to look after itself.
I've said it above, and I say it again. I very much hope that if Scotland does leave the UK it will survive and become successful. Its people deserve it.
But I also hope and expect that the UK government, whichever party gets in next year, will do what's best for its own citizens - just as Scotland's government will be doing for its own.