to tell neighbours to wash their DCs hands because

[canyou]

The stone gravel from my flower beds that are part of my drive that their children were throwing around were covered in chickken shit and round up.
The DC are small under 3 and the 2 Mums just stood chating on my drive They did not know I was at home because my car was in the parking bay as I was killing weeds on the drive with vinegar not round up
They were cross that I might have harmed their DC and that the prickles on the rose bush hurt a DC when he tried to pick it, Why do they think I planted the rose bush Yes I am evil

[Patrickstarisabadbellend]

Yes!

[Patrickstarisabadbellend]

Grow loads of nettles and remove all dock leaves....

[CeliaBowen]

steeleye I thikn Frank was getting confused with the fact that "Trespassers will be prosecuted" is incorrect. Thanks for standing up for me! You are of course right about occupiers liability dammit

Loving the swearing gnomes!

[CeliaBowen]

I mean dammit not because you are right but because it would be fairer to say the DC got their just reward for being a pest!

[DogCalledRudis]

Cat poo!

[Stratter5]

Pyrocanthus. Or hawthorn. Make a lovely, thick hedge. Spent the weekend hedge trimming, and my God those are two bastard evil plants.

[MargotLovedTom]

Ferocious, snarling, hungry dog on a chain, patrolling the driveway?

[WitchWay]

Back to the original point about hand washing because of chicken shit - why do they need to be told about that?

[CalamitouslyWrong]

Can you not just put up a fence?

[Passthecake30]

Tip a big bag of gravel on their driveways as a "gift"

[pieinthesky123]

Voodoo lilies - they stink of rotting meat but look ok. Should keep the kids and their gossiping mums away from your drive.

[Sazzle41]

Just say oh thought you should know the local cats all wee & poo in that gravel, what can you do he? ...Job done.