to think 'my poo, my rules' ?

[GretchenWiener]

i have a toilet in my house. The walls are opaque and it is not overlooked. When I have guests I will wear both halves of a bikini to poo when I am alone, I am happy to leave the top off and sometimes not to bother at all.

My attitude is "my poo, my rules" and as long as I am not subjecting anyone else to my poo attire or lack of it to think that this is my business. Besides, I hate the feel of a wet swimming costume if I can avoid it.

If you're wearing the bottoms, doesn't it cause... erm... issues?

its niche, I will accept that

Why do you put a bikini on to poo?

Especially if they wedge up your "niche"

What?

noddy she's taking the piss out of the 'my pool my rules' thread

Huh

I was wondering thought she was taking the everyone can wear a bikini too far wearing it with guests in teh house

For the best I say. One doesn't want to air out ones clunge.

fair play OP, your poo, your rules as long as you do not own an evil loo brush

i have a toilet in my house

stealth boast

swaggers around

I do.
I heat it too

Do you have spare bikinis for guests that may want to use the toilet?

Ooooo this is a TAAT! I am very clever for spotting it, it's so well disguised.

honeydragon

You'll be telling us you've got quilted loo roll next...

Do you HAVE to start such controversial threads on a Saturday, OP?

Hahahahaha!

Do you hang the top half off the loo brush?

I have a split-crotch bikini for such eventualities and never travel without it.

My bikini, my poo rules.

You'll be telling us you've got quilted loo roll next

What's wrong with last night's Evening Gazette?

I am so .

We don't own a lavatory; we use the pool for our bodily evacuations. With the clever use of an inexpensive fishing net, we generally manage to also use it for leisure activities with friends and family.

However, last week's barbecue and the undercooked sausage put paid to our moist frolickings with the neighbours for the foreseeable .

You're being very controversial, OP, and even daring. I hope the reaction of MN won't upset you too much.

love it!

You are so DECADENT! We don't have a loo. We dig holes in the garden, which is why we don't have room for a pool.