to think 'my poo, my rules' ?

[GretchenWiener]

i have a toilet in my house. The walls are opaque and it is not overlooked. When I have guests I will wear both halves of a bikini to poo when I am alone, I am happy to leave the top off and sometimes not to bother at all.

My attitude is "my poo, my rules" and as long as I am not subjecting anyone else to my poo attire or lack of it to think that this is my business. Besides, I hate the feel of a wet swimming costume if I can avoid it.

[QuietlyCurious92]

@emms1 pmsl, flash back to the campsite thread, had me in stitches again!

[emms1981]

Make sure you don't throw the loo roll in a tree after

[mindthegap79]

You are so DECADENT! We don't have a loo. We dig holes in the garden, which is why we don't have room for a pool.

[SingingSoftly]

love it!

[Icimoi]

You're being very controversial, OP, and even daring. I hope the reaction of MN won't upset you too much.

[Shockers]

I am so .

We don't own a lavatory; we use the pool for our bodily evacuations. With the clever use of an inexpensive fishing net, we generally manage to also use it for leisure activities with friends and family.

However, last week's barbecue and the undercooked sausage put paid to our moist frolickings with the neighbours for the foreseeable .

[JoeyMaynardsghost]

You'll be telling us you've got quilted loo roll next

What's wrong with last night's Evening Gazette?

[elQuintoConyo]

I have a split-crotch bikini for such eventualities and never travel without it.

My bikini, my poo rules.

[BuzzardBird]

Do you hang the top half off the loo brush?

[supersop60]

Hahahahaha!

[TanteRose]

Do you HAVE to start such controversial threads on a Saturday, OP?

[Wishfulmakeupping]

You'll be telling us you've got quilted loo roll next...

[phantomnamechanger]

honeydragon

[LuisSuarezTeeth]

Ooooo this is a TAAT! I am very clever for spotting it, it's so well disguised.

[HoneyDragon]

Do you have spare bikinis for guests that may want to use the toilet?

[GretchenWiener]

swaggers around

I do.
I heat it too

[JoeyMaynardsghost]

i have a toilet in my house

stealth boast

[phantomnamechanger]

fair play OP, your poo, your rules as long as you do not own an evil loo brush

[AudacityOfHuge]

For the best I say. One doesn't want to air out ones clunge.

[noddyholder]

I was wondering thought she was taking the everyone can wear a bikini too far wearing it with guests in teh house

[TheXxed]

Huh

[StillStayingClassySanDiego]

noddy she's taking the piss out of the 'my pool my rules' thread

[noddyholder]

What?

[CarpeJugulum]

Especially if they wedge up your "niche"

[isthisanacidtest]

Why do you put a bikini on to poo?