To put my new sneaker up her bum?

[MidniteScribbler]

So I finally replaced my old faithful sneakers (joggers, track shoes, whatever) and got a nice shiny new pair to wear to competitions. First day out and someone (not a friend, just another competitor) comes over, looks at my shoes, says 'oh, new sneakers, hey?' And proceeds to stomp on my foot with their filthy, manky sneaker. Now, I'm not precious, they'll get filthy eventually, but did she really find this necessary? Apparently IABU to be annoyed because 'everyone does it when someone gets new shoes'. Really, is this some tradition I missed?

you are a novice, the reason i can tell is because there is no way you would try new sneakers ( i guess american) without breaking them in

Maybe, are you all 15?

No, all adults, all Australian.

Horrible.

I remember this from school days. Stomping on someone's shoes if they were new, particularly white. It wasn't funny when we were 13. It isn't funny now, it's rude and weird. It's not tradition, it's meaness. Tradition/hazing is just an excuse by which to perpetuate bullying.

what does OP being a novice have to do with anything? Did you just feel like showing how clever you are by being able to tell?

How irritating.

What? Is this an Australian thing to just... step on people's new shoes?

I dont think its exclusive to australia as i remember this happening when I was in primary school in NI.

Next time you see her, stick a "Kick Me" note to the back of her vest.

No it's not "Australian" to do this. It's common though.

Also, they're runners in Australia (at least Victoria) so I'm not sure why the OP called them sneakers, an American word.

in sport it is different.Brand new shoes with no breakage will cause pain.

unless the competition wants to win because the OP has sore feet ( i doubt it because they want to win because of training and practice) it a message.

Well I'm competing at the national championships, so no I'm definitely not a novice, and the shoes were worn in at home, just not in mud and filth. And I've always called them sneakers, but then I grew up in Queensland.

Next time you see her, say "oh, new socks hey". Then piss on them.

I am australian. We did this. Not since we left school though. It wasn't meanness, we all hated having shiny new looking shoes.

Bit odd as an adult.

I thought queen slanders called them sand shoes?

I call them runners. (Victoria)

Queenslanders. Not Queen slanders. That's just rude.

It's a school thing and it wasn't funny then.

Australians do call them sneakers

I'd be holding a drink next time she walks by (something thats is a horrible colour Fanta maybe) and say new shirt, and throw it over her. Stupid woman. I'd have kicked her.

YANBU

In light of events, up her bum is the only logical place for your new sneaker.

Happened to me with my new blue suede shoes. I got so fed up telling people that I felt like writing a song about it

Haha Gellicle. I can't see that song being very successful.

ZacharyQuack

Love it!

ZacharyQuack -ha ha!

Someone did this to me at school, on my shoes I'd saved up my pocket money for and they did it so hard they broke my toenail! I just stared uncomprehendingly at them.

I see now I should have spat in their new pencil case.

YANBU OP!

Next time you see her, say "oh, new socks hey". Then piss on them.