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To ask all Chaletians to get ready for Madame's birthday?

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LonnyVonnyWilsonFrickett · 19/06/2014 19:58

Pop to the splasheries my lambs and after you've brushed your hair till it shines we'll have a quick practice of 'I sing of Margaret so fair'.

Once we've finished casting the movie, that is....

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LonnyVonnyWilsonFrickett · 19/06/2014 21:32

Sorry Veta, I forgot about you for a moment, you must have been out getting kidnapped by a madman.

Winona Ryder for Veta.

MrsJoe It should be an Irisher for Biddy but then I kind of like the idea of a non-Irish person doing a really bad Irish accent as a sort of casting couch in-joke.

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RobinHumphries · 19/06/2014 21:37

Katie McGrath as Deira
Natalie Dormer for Elizaveta?

SetPhasersTaeMalkie · 19/06/2014 21:39

Actually Natalie Former would be a brilliant Biddy too.

RobinHumphries · 19/06/2014 21:40

Jeremy Renner for Jack
or Rachel Weisz for Elizaveta

JoeyMaynardsghost · 19/06/2014 21:41

Someone said Michelle Dockery for moi (Joey) I think she has the height and build and a fairly deep voice. Never heard her singing but she could be right for the role. So long as it doesn't impact on her appearing in Downton as that must not be delayed at all... :)

SetPhasersTaeMalkie · 19/06/2014 21:42

Former? Sorry I meant Dormer. My kindle doesn't like the Chalet School names.

Stokey · 19/06/2014 21:43

Setphasers (are you in the wrong timeline Grin) crossposted but love the idea of Rupert Penry Jones for Jack. It would explain the ginger running through the family.

SetPhasersTaeMalkie · 19/06/2014 21:45

Plus Rupert is delicious. Win win.Grin

JoeyMaynardsghost · 19/06/2014 21:49

Just googled Rupert Penry Jones. Yum. Why have I never seen him before?

RobinHumphries · 19/06/2014 21:55

I think I remember Michelle Dockery singing in Downton when they do a concert for the injured officers? If her voice isn't good enough we can always dub that bit

SweetestThing · 19/06/2014 21:55

I could see Fiona Shaw as Nell Wilson.
Gwyneth Paltrow as Frieda.

SweetestThing · 19/06/2014 21:56

I always pictured Cher in her Sonny and Cher days as Jo - all that long black hair that she could wear in earphones :)

SetPhasersTaeMalkie · 19/06/2014 21:56

He was in Spooks for a few series being all brave and grief stricken. Really lovely.
Good choice for you Joey?

RobinHumphries · 19/06/2014 21:58

Grace Kelly as Wanda, Diane Kruger as Marie. Sorted!! (Pays fine for slang)

JoeyMaynardsghost · 19/06/2014 21:58

setphasers oh yes. I'm getting EBD to rewrite the books so I get to marry him a lot earlier. Wink

Happydaysatlast · 19/06/2014 21:59

joey calm down my dear Rupert could be your solid lump. Mind tha Could he your uterus to be honest.

Michelle Dockery isn't right for Joey. Stand by Gina Mckey.

Rosalie dene as Jane horrocks,

Like Rupert for Jack and stand by Hugh bonniville for Jem,

SetPhasersTaeMalkie · 19/06/2014 22:01

Lucky you. I've only got Matey for company. She's a good sort but she's no Dr Jack.

Happydaysatlast · 19/06/2014 22:03

lonny you may need to refresh your list every page as in a phone it's a pain to keep going back Grin brilliant list my lamb.

JoeyMaynardsghost · 19/06/2014 22:04

I calmed down so much I accidentally had quads. Oops. Can I have a skateboard for my inside bits? Or a shopping trolley...

fairnotfair · 19/06/2014 22:04

Diane Kruger is perfect for Marie!

What about Dervla Kirwan for grown-up Biddy? (To be sure etc...)

Germaine Greer for Miss Wilson?

Oh, and Gwyneth Paltrow for Yseult.

EElisavetaofBelsornia · 19/06/2014 22:05

Natalie Dormer is a little puckish for my liking. Rachel Weisz for me. Amanda Burton for Miss Annersley.

SetPhasersTaeMalkie · 19/06/2014 22:07

Dervla Korean is perfect for Biddy and yy to Gwyneth for Yseult. Wonderfully annoying.

Sorry for gate crashing the thread everyone. It's fab.

fairnotfair · 19/06/2014 22:10

Ooh, and Samantha Ronson as Jack Lambert.

I'm getting overexcited about this thread. I need special milk.

SetPhasersTaeMalkie · 19/06/2014 22:12

Oh my good grief. Dervla Korean? My kindle hates me. Warm milk and a lie down for me too.

SockQueen · 19/06/2014 22:29

Rupert Penry Jones as Jack can feed me all the magic milk he likes...

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