To issue a siren and sound a klaxon for those of us that once played together across the boards

[Hullygully]

Perhaps I am...but where are they now?

Come hither lamented playmates and fill my heart with joy and laughter.

I actually wrote that song but it was nicked off me.

Fuckers.

If this thread cures jaded cynical arsebucketry I'm in.

Ok. I have a question.

My fingies are hurtin using my teeny tiny qwerty to type on my phone.

Does anyone talk into their phone and get it to type for them ? Does it work ?

I fear I shall have to drag out the ol faithful laptop later on, or I shall be 1 fingertip less.

I miss the days when you could disagree with someone and not get flamed for 2 days and counting

I tried talking into my phone and it produced some spectacular nonsense.

Maybe its my accent though.

I miss the days when people had a brain rather than a seething mess of bile and hatred swirling between their ears.

Same thing eh

Yep ginslinger
Just knowing it is out there makes me nervous as if I might unexpectedly be confronted with it.

I love DS' phone. It talks to him, it calls him SugarDaddy and has conversations.

I had a look at it, and the pics. Very curious. Apparently s/he rinsed the objects and photographed them? Would one do that? I don't know. Curious.

As I am now her secretary, Getorf sends this:

Tell them I'm in a fuxking boring meeting and wish I could skive but I will go and say hello later and I think they're all massive lovely cunts.

tell her to sort her priorities, pronto

It's behind you Pag!

She was pushed into the rinsing and photoing. :o

I have told Strats her loss is being wept over.

Like Gerald's. Remember Gerald? I think it was Gerald

was Gerald a hamster?

Strats was enormous fun and I remember she went off on some drive to find something for someone once. No idea where or who but that's because I'm old and forgetful

He was!

He was married to Lydia and then died and t'was dreadfully sad.

poor gerald the hamster - but he lives on in MN lore

Right will get laptop out later then if Gets is popping in. Feckin typin doing my head in. Poor fingie !

A phone that calls DH Sugardaddy, Hully ? I'm intrigued...

Gawd ! DS !

This is not working fir me, is it ?

Maybe I need a tablet ? Or are they worse ?

Tell Strats I have a plentiful supply of Skittles vodka, if she wants to pop in...

Ooh, it's like my school reunion but with people I actually like!

On a different note, my barrister friend tells me the Po-leese (as in 'fuck da') are now called the Po-Po. I thought Po-leese sounded stupid enough

And Sheshelob, where is She?