sex. on a Thursday?!

[calculatorsatdawn]

All nicely tucked up in bed with DP last night, just drifting off about 11.30 then his upstairs neighbour comes home with a girl and she's a real screamer.

a- put a cork in it love nobody's impressed
b- it's a weekday, have some decorum!

WIBU to wake DP up at 7am tomorrow morning and start going at it hammer and tongs shouting 'Oh Mr Calculator, you're way better that this than 'stompy' (as we've nicknamed him) upstairs' or better still just jump up and down on the bed making sex noises?

sigh, oh to be student and not have to get up at 6am to go to work

YANBU but then am 33 weeks upduffed, seriously not in the mood for funtimes and being grumped at my my husband because of this.

We can hear next door banging away twice a night, everynight for the last week. She is also a screamer.

Who are these screaming women?! It would really put me off if DP started shouting in my face whilst I'm trying to complete.

keep the faith liquidstate not long to go

I think having sex on a Thursday is just disgusting - almost perverted! In common with all right-thinking people my husband and I never have sex on a day with a 'y' in it.

So it's your DP's neighbour and not yours? Why did you not engage in competitive screaming?

I think fake competitive screaming is the answer. Last night my neighbours were at it in the living room. We were in ours trying to put together the pram system.

On the plus side its nice to know sex doesn't stop when you have kids.

Thanks for making me laugh. Finally managed dtd 7 months post baby this week. Too knackered/sensitive prior. I'm not a screamer

Impersonating the screaming would embarrass them so much they would probably stop.

I think a well-timed, "SHE'S FAKING IT, LOVE!" would be best.

I have no patience for screamers.

I don't know.. Some people have sex when the mood strikes. Not depending on which day it is ..

DW and I were once in a hotel in Hong Kong where the floors were "offset" to those above and below so that you had eight neighbours IYSWIM.

One night a couple in one of the neighbouring rooms had an angry row and the next morning we could easily spot them at breakfast sullenly looking past each other.

And that night there was a reconciliation, and from when I first noticed it to the screaming climax was thirty-seven minutes. And from other rooms around came rounds of applause and shouts of Bravo and Encore.

We saw them at breakfast looking altogether different about the world in general and each other in particular!

I used to date a policeman.

Whenever we had sex, he always asked if I was going to come quietly.

What's wrong with sex on a Thursday, anyway?

I used to date a policeman.

Whenever we had sex, he always asked if I was going to come quietly.

Sex on a Thursday? How dare they.

"What's wrong with sex on a Thursday, anyway? confused"....erm the op is obviously having a laugh.

It'll be bumsex on a Wednesday next

Hahahaha come quietly. Funny.

I have never heard my neighbours. I am happy about that.

:o Sophie :o

Can't stand screamers, they're all about the show.

I bet she doesn't have kids. Any woman who's managed to have both a baby and a sex-life doesn't scream when she climaxes

Dwerf Fri 16-May-14 21:08:48
I bet she doesn't have kids. Any woman who's managed to have both a baby and a sex-life doesn't scream when she climaxes

That's why you stuff your face into the pillow.............

Sex on a Thursday?
Do I get a say in it?

Next time burst into loud applause when they finish.

I used to be a screamer. I miss those days.

Buy a gag, then post it to them.

Both me and gf are noisy and it is genuinely hard not to be. I dread to think what my neighbours must think