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sex. on a Thursday?!

32 replies

calculatorsatdawn · 16/05/2014 10:06

All nicely tucked up in bed with DP last night, just drifting off about 11.30 then his upstairs neighbour comes home with a girl and she's a real screamer.

a- put a cork in it love nobody's impressed
b- it's a weekday, have some decorum!

WIBU to wake DP up at 7am tomorrow morning and start going at it hammer and tongs shouting 'Oh Mr Calculator, you're way better that this than 'stompy' (as we've nicknamed him) upstairs' or better still just jump up and down on the bed making sex noises?

sigh, oh to be student and not have to get up at 6am to go to work

OP posts:
MsVestibule · 16/05/2014 23:29

That's disgraceful. DH and I had sex on Thursday, but only because he's out tonight and I'm out tomorrow.

Gruntfuttock · 16/05/2014 23:41

I've been simultaneously enlightened and horrified by this thread as I've had to try to come to terms with the fact that apparently, there really are people who actally have sex on a Thursday! Shock

My goodness, MN can certainly be edumacational - and not in a good way.

Gruntfuttock · 16/05/2014 23:43

^actually^ not 'actally' Blush

Shock causes typos it seems.

YoureBeingASillyBilly · 16/05/2014 23:47
Grin

Good thread!

i am a screamer

YoureBeingASillyBilly · 16/05/2014 23:48

once those rare occasions a man deems me suitable enough to shag

EverythingCounts · 16/05/2014 23:49

Turn stereo speakers against the wall, blast out 80s music at them. Break My Stride would be particularly good, Offputting rhythm Wink Love Action likewise. This could also be done at 7am for suitable revenge.

YoureBeingASillyBilly · 16/05/2014 23:49

on not once Hmm

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