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To want to cuddle Tom Kerridge

65 replies

CrepeFoofette · 15/05/2014 21:30

Why?

  1. He's big and gorgeous
  2. He's a fab chef
  3. He has dimples
  4. He just seems SO SWEET

I want a cuddle!!!

swoon

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williaminajetfighter · 16/05/2014 00:24

I've secretly fancied Tom K for a long time now. He seems great fun. He's lost loads of weight recently --- wonder if BBC is trying to mould him into the next hearthrob chef and they're getting him whipped into shape?

squoosh · 16/05/2014 00:25

Michel reminds me of a puppet, maybe a Tweenie or a Fraggle or something. Can't quite put my finger on it.

wowfudge · 16/05/2014 00:34

I thought Tom was great on Masterchef - the least like the stereotypical 2 star Michelin chef of all of them and a nice person. The one I can't stand is Tom Kitchen - he comes across as though he shouts and swears at his staff, although I don't know if he does Hmm

SelectAUserName · 16/05/2014 00:39

I used to think he was lovely, but after seeing his Twitter bullying of an amateur blogger, and then the Great British Menu a few weeks ago where he was downright belittling to the youngest chef, I've gone off him. He has a hitherto unsuspected nasty side :(

CrepeFoofette · 16/05/2014 02:14

squoosh I haven't been able to take MW seriously since he was on Masterchef Professionals (I think it was) and referred to himself in the third person!! I think he's also trying too hard when he's being all cold and harsh. In other words, he's all yours! Grin

Select La la la la I'm not listening

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Lottapianos · 16/05/2014 06:31

Marcus Waring has the cold dead eyes of a contract killer. Yuck. Agree the BBC were crazy to let Michel Roux Jr go

catwithflowers · 16/05/2014 06:34

I did. In the kitchen at the HAF. He is lovely Smile

catwithflowers · 16/05/2014 06:40

Michel is my favourite though. If we ever manage to get a booking at Le Gavroche (like hens' teeth!), I will be beside myself and will shamelessly ask for an autograph and photo Blush

Pleasejustgo · 16/05/2014 07:07

Raymond Blanc Mmmmm

FindoGask · 16/05/2014 07:14

Marcus Wareing comes across a right pillock on the telly - so pompous. I do like Tom Kerridge - have his book, and though I've only attempted his lattice topped fish pie so far, I can confirm it is the best fish pie I've ever made.

Michel is slightly in love with himself too, but I forgive him. I dunno, perhaps all chefs are to an extent - must be hard to maintain a clear-eyed view of yourself when you're surrounded by fawning yes-people all the time.

CrepeFoofette · 16/05/2014 07:41

cat Don't think I've ever been so envious before!! Envy. Was it the best cuddle in the world...?

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catwithflowers · 16/05/2014 08:16

Smile Crepe

He seemed like a lovely chap and very cuddly. We had our photo taken with him in the kitchen. He was very friendly and chatty, recommending other places we should visit (we were on holiday and were spending the next day in London) and was full of praise for Marlow.

Icimoi · 16/05/2014 08:20

It did make a nice change on Masterchef to have someone who was totally supportive and wasn't hanging over the contestants trying to ramp up the tension about whether they'd get everything done on time.

CrepeFoofette · 16/05/2014 08:26

I KNEW he'd be a cuddler! sigh

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ThisFenceIsComfy · 16/05/2014 08:41

Tom Kerridge came across last year on the Great British Menu as quite arrogant and amazed if others got better scores than him. Plus there was the twitter incident. Has soured my opinion of him somewhat. His food looks lovely though understatement

I like Wareing too. No smoke and guises there. I like the mean glint in his eye

CrepeFoofette · 16/05/2014 09:13
Sad

I couldn't disagree more about Marcus Wareing! It's all an act. He's just moody for moodys sake and takes himself waaaaaaay too seriously!

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Atbeckandcall · 16/05/2014 09:27

I think Tom Kerridge was particularly lovely to the MC contestants this week but like others I've read his part in the twitter spat and he will have a lot of making up to do to make me love him again. I am a sucker for a West Country accent though.

Marcus Wareing should probably try to remove the deconstructed Foie gras 3 ways terrine with toasted brioche starter from his arse. He'd have a huge following then.

But, the really important issue that everyone seems to have missed is that Michel Roux Snr is the foxy one. He looks very naughty AND he has a French accent rubs thighs like a dirty old letch

SpamTroll · 16/05/2014 09:45

Marcus Waring has lovely eyes but he was really vindictive giving that chef a 2 in Great British Menu last year or the year before. I thought it was a cheap trick

Raymond Blanc's chummy'ness is SO fake. I love watching him work with his staff. He is trying to be all matey but they seem terrified (could just be because they are on TV)

Michel Roux Junior Seems a nice guy

Tom Kerridge is getting better on TV. He came across as very forced but again, I suppose that it's not easy to learn how to be yourself on TV. I can't believe that twitter spat is real! It was awful. Please tell me it was fake. Confused I don't want to cuddle him.

I don't mind the shouty couple on masterchef - maybe I am just used to them but I love that show. No cuddles though.

I like Angela Hartnet - she is a really cool woman. I think I'll give her a cuddle.

ThisFenceIsComfy · 16/05/2014 12:13

www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/restaurants/10711814/Marcus-Wareing-Do-I-miss-Gordon-Ramsay-No.html

Article with Wareing. Right at the end he says he'd do Masterchef: The Professionals. I'd watch it if he replaced Michel Roux

calculatorsatdawn · 16/05/2014 12:53

squoosh Marcus Wareing is slowly morphing into Noel Edmonds!

Not sure I trust your judgement that IABVU fancying Luke from masterchef now!

I am

squoosh · 16/05/2014 13:07

Shock Shock Shock

calculatorsatdawn I have just had to waft smelling salts under my nose to revive myself after reading your shocking comment. The IDEA that I could ever fancy someone who resembles Noel bleedin' Edmonds is............

SpamTroll · 16/05/2014 22:58
is the video of Marcus Wareing giving Johnny Mountain a score of 2 on The Great British a Menu. I thought Marcus was trying to humiliate Johnny Mountain as much as possible.
DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 16/05/2014 23:10

Do none of these chefs know the difference between your and you're?Hmm

Tom K is half the size he was, he's shrinking fast!

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 16/05/2014 23:11

And I bet he's a proper dirty shagWink

Atbeckandcall · 17/05/2014 06:11

I agree SpamTroll. Quite awful to watch actually. That triggered an awful period of depression for Johnnie Mountain too. I think that Marcus Wareing had a grudge or a score to settle. Very unprofessional.