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To wonder what your idea of the holiday companion from hell is?

196 replies

Summerbreezing · 14/05/2014 13:55

Just inspired by another thread, but what kind of person do you hate finding yourself on holiday with?

I can't bear the kind of person who wants to frogmarch everyone around to 'interesting places', and think a minute spent relaxing is a minute wasted. I don't want to spend my entire time in Paris up the Eiffel Tower or wandering around the Louvre or catching a train to Versailles. I want to spend some time just 'being' in Paris, wandering aimlessly around, stopping for coffee or wine, people watching, saying 'let's go down here, it looks interesting' etc. Please don't present me with an hour by hour timetable. It's a holiday.

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mrssnodge · 15/05/2014 15:56

last year with my DSD 14, a day trip to Barcelona,whilst staying at Salou- I only wanted a meal & glass of wine in a pavement bar/cafe thing- no we had to go to Macdonalds as it the only place she would go to- she sulked and moaned the whole day, I got to see nothing, no shops, no culture, no bloody wine!!!!!!!
Also in the resort we could only go to certain bars which had wifi- she dictated the whole holiday,what time we ate, what type of food was so pleased to drop her off at home after the holiday!!
This year in two weeeks time we are going on holiday without her! hurray!!

HiImBarryScott · 15/05/2014 16:04

Anyone who acts like a princess.

Went away with 3 other girls last year. We had all been loosely friends for a few years but had never been away together. We were staying (for free!) in an apartment that was owned by a friend of a friend. The condition was that we were to leave it as we found it (very clean) because other people were using it after us.

One girl didn't lift a finger all week (conveniently in the loo when breakfast being cleared or off for a run when we were tidying up bedding). Then on the final morning when we were cleaning, she sat and meticulously dried and straightened her hair while we hoovered and tidied around her. When it was suggested that she helped clean up she said the immortal line "well, I don't clean my own house so I'm not cleaning this one." (yes, she has a cleaner x2 a week).

We are not friends any more.

tobiasfunke · 15/05/2014 16:46

Our 45 year old single, borderline alcoholic friend who was on the verge of a nervous breakdown and invited himself on our fortnight holiday to the Auvergne. He freaked out at speaking French, eating anything and going anywhere that wasn't a 'garden'. He insisted on us driving around him his chosen destinations. He threw massive tantrums over nothing- one involving me putting potatoes in the fridge to keep which he said resulted in his dinner being ruined. That resulted in him shutting himself in the kitchen and chucking pans around whilst screaming. He brought his own scrabble board and dictionary in his suitcase and insisted we played as DH had beaten him the last time we visited him and he had been practising. We were so scared he was going totally off the rails we submitted ourselves to this purgatory everynight. It was horrendous.
He is back to normal now after going on the wagon and it is now the holiday that is never spoken of.

The holiday, again in France, we invited a couple we knew to stay for a week ( for free) because they were broke. She had looked the gite up on the website, and took the total huff that we had taken the master bedroom. After 2 nights she sent her DH to tell us she would have to move to a hotel as the other 3 bedrooms were unsuitable. Dh like a fool let them have our room. She micromanaged the whole week by passive aggression. It was quite an eye opener. I still quite like her but only I suspect because I see her for a few hours once a year.

Stinkle · 15/05/2014 17:03

Oh, a PP reminded me of some friends we had to stay who had a hissy fit because our spare room that they were staying in for FREE doesn't have an ensuite and we didn't give up our bedroom for them.

They weren't friend-friends, more acquaintances really. We live in a popular holiday area and they phoned one day, got DH (who is a total sucker for a sob story) and did the "we're thinking of coming [here] on holiday but we're really broke" chat. DH like a total sap said, "stay with us, we have a spare room".

They moaned about everything, including us not being on tap to show them around. The ensuite thing started on day 3 where I lost the plot and told them we weren't a hotel, we weren't on holiday and still had to go to school and work and if they didn't like it they could fuck off home.

Didn't hear from them until the next year when they phoned and did the "thinking about coming...." spiel. They got me that time and I'm not such a push over and just replied "great, let us know when you're here, we'll meet up for dinner". Never heard from them again

SuperSophie · 15/05/2014 17:09

Stuart Hall must be high on the list.

limitedperiodonly · 15/05/2014 17:57

She was by no means from Hell but can I nominate my mum as putting me through Purgatory in Barcelona? Grin

We stayed here. I recommend it. DH and I have stayed lots of times. Small pool on the roof, which is unusual. Most importantly, it's in a very safe area of the city. Some might call it bland, so it wouldn't suit everyone, but safety is a real bonus with an elderly lady. My mum wasn't that timid but she liked to feel safe. Good for shopping too.

I went away just with her for three nights. We were upgraded to a junior suite - this is important, not just because my mum was so impressed by the receptionist's major sucking up (that's a Pretty Woman reference btw; I don't expect people to suck up to me, and neither did my mum, but we loved it) - but because she behaved like an excited six year old when she saw the rooms.

She sat in the armchairs, the desk chair, the chaise longue, the sofa bed before checking out the bathroom for toiletries and plundering the complimentary fruit basket.

We ordered a cooked breakfast on room service. She loved ticking off the options. She also loved and saved the rose that came with it.

Less endearing was that she wanted to keep the things we couldn't eat. Pastries and jam fine. Sausages and bacon, not so much.

She stashed them in the wardrobe. I fretted about it on a trip to La Pedrera which is just up the road. Again, I recommend it. My mum would too. She was a bit younger but the things they have in this beautiful state-of-the-art 1910-ish apartment filtered down to poorer people in the '20s or '30s.

She scoffed about my wimpishness. I envisioned ants and cockroaches and being drummed from the hotel.

We went back. The room smelled like a short order cafe. She ceremonially dumped everything in a bin outside with a look that said: 'You are such a weed and a wastrel.'

What can I say? I am. Grin But oh God, at the time.

BTW what I said about it being great that we were upgraded was that we were sharing a bed - fine, I loved my mum and that was that was completely natural to me.

However, she snored like a warthog and insisted on being up at 7am to see the sights.

At 2am I crept out of bed, dragged a blanket with me, closed the doors and bunked up on the sofa bed. I was too tired to pull it out.

I do miss her though.

Chocolatestain · 15/05/2014 22:22

I once went to Mongolia with the most annoying woman on earth (long story). She got it into her head that because I'd been to a couple of other out-of-the-way places I was a 'seasoned traveller' and therefore responsible for organising everything, right down to what she needed to pack. The whole 'you're the seasoned traveller, you decide' spiel was getting quite irritating by the time we arrived in Beijing for a brief stopover. I was really looking forward to a relaxing shower in peace in my hotel room, when I opened my rucksack to find that I had picked up someone else's identical rucksack at the airport.

After a panicked taxi ride back to the airport I managed to retrieve my own rucksack and we headed off to see some sites. Annoying woman turned to me with a saccharine smile and said 'I feel I can say it now that it's all sorted out, but who'd have thought you'd be the one to take the wrong bag - perhaps you're not such a seasoned traveller as you like to think'. I have no idea how I refrained from hitting her.

frumpet · 15/05/2014 22:41

My DH , who believes the day is wasted if you haven't left the holiday accomodation by 0930. And another family member who is the noisiest eater on the whole planet , and who when we took him on holiday , decided he would 'eat healthy' by chewing fucking gum all day , every day , of my entire holiday , even though it made me want to stab him repeatedly in the eye for all eternity ............

JustPassingThru · 15/05/2014 23:29

ILs, first holiday with DD, 3 months old, self catering cottage. ILs never lifted a finger. I recall cooking while DH amused DD; FIL & MIL read the papers. To be fair the ILs never went self-catering and MIL, though an excellent cook, has never been comfortable in anyone else's kitchen; the concept of self-catering is alien to her.

We did it once more with them, when we had 2 DCs (older). It wasn't much better. Half of it we spent on a Eurocamp site in a forest. MIL is not an outdoor person. At all. We know this, so it was our own fault to some extent.

Ludways · 15/05/2014 23:50

SIL. We went for a few days away with PIL and SIL with her family. Each of the couples had a day where they picked the activity. SIL's day was shopping at shitty seaside tat shops, she then decided she didn't want to come on MIL's choice of day so went somewhere else, then on our day she moaned for the full hour she deigned to join in before deciding to take everyone back to same shitty seaside tat shops. We were away 4 nights and she had a list of 28 people she needed to buy gifts for, 28!! FFS!

ThaneOfScunthorpe · 16/05/2014 00:10

"We were away 4 nights and she had a list of 28 people she needed to buy gifts for, 28!! FFS!"

That's insane! I bet those 28 people were all so grateful for their fridge magnets and rock candy though.

NearTheEdge · 16/05/2014 03:05

My sister in law. She marches up and down streets with a tourist map and highlighter highlighting as she goes.

LindaMcCartneySausage · 16/05/2014 11:44

Two of DH's ghastly and most tightfisted old friends used our house for their holiday while we were there!!

They emailed DH out the blue saying they were back from the Middle East on holiday and could they stay a week in August..? And the mug agreed Angry We never hear a dickie bird from them except their generic smug Christmas round robin email.

We live in central London so handy for the sights, but it's poky - 3 bed terrace with 1 bathroom for us and two DCs. They have a huge home nearby, but rent it for the cash even though they're in the UK constantly. Instead they beg spare rooms off friends when they came home for Christmas, Easter, business trips, shopping trips and half the summer.

And they're completely loaded - have a yacht in Middle East - so could easily afford a fabulous hotel. But they're fantastically mean. Mr Meanie earns a vast tax free salary working in banking while Mrs Meanie prances around the country club and they have a live in maid that does EVERYTHING for them in the house seven days a week.

They asked for keys so they could come and go as they pleased, ate everything in our fridge, left the bathroom ankle deep in water and pubes, barely acknowledged us they came and went to meet friends, woke the DCs by clattering home and shouting at midnight, left sopping wet towels on the floor and didn't make their bed or open the curtains in their (really DS1's) room any day.

They thought I was their fucking maid. They didn't lift a finger to wash a coffee mug or wipe up breakfast crumbs even though I had a 2.5 yr old and a 3 month old. Mrs M even asked me to iron a shirt for Mr M as he was going to a meeting. ShockShock. They ordered stuff on line and sent it to us - I was answering the door 3 times a day taking delivery of their wine, bicycle parts, new clothes and books.

They are not our friends anymore.

JaffaSnaffle · 16/05/2014 13:22

For me it's a trade off between the girl I went inter-railing with and MIL.

Inter rail friend was a very fussy eater (didn't like fish, pasta, pizza, spicy food, gelatinous textures, would only drink cider), couldn't sleep unless there was crypt like silence, (we were sharing dorms in youth hostels), was incrediably rude to waiters, and worse, my friend and her family who were kind enough to take in two grubby backpackers for a few days.

MIL is just very stressed about all aspects of travelling, especially airports. Have to arrive at least 4hrs early for UK flight. My BIL summed it up perfectly, 'MIL didn't need to catch the plane, she could have flapped her way here'.

Actually think inter railer was worse.

UnderIce · 16/05/2014 13:48

Former friends of ours in pre DC days. We went to the Isle of Arran with them in 1988. We rented a house and decided to only take 1 car (big mistake) and of course it was their car so we were at their mercy what we did and where we went. She took ages to get ready every day, slapping on tons of make up to go and buy bread and milk. I got stiffed with all the cooking because she was on some bizarre diet (what this actually entailed was ME cooking for my and her DH and her sitting apart from us then she'd make herself beans on toast about an hour later).

We went horseriding one day and after about 5 minutes she started screeching that she was "terrified" and ruined the whole trek. Another day we went bowling (outdoor style) and there was an honesty box because the bowling green was unmanned and they had left a note saying if anyone played to leave the place neat and tidy and make a donation. She refused to play because she was convinced we were trespassing. On a drive round the island she arbitarily stopped in the middle of nowhere and refused to drive on because we "might get lost". No matter how we explained that it was a big circle and we'd end up back where we started could convince her otherwise and she did a U turn home.

It was a dreadful holiday but lo and behold we were stupid enough to go to Greece with them 2 years later with another couple.

Cue 2 weeks of abject horror. Constant passive aggressive nonsense, her demanding her own way all the time over where we ate, drank and danced. The tin lid was her DH shouting and swearing at my DH on the last night for no apparent reason.

We're not friends anymore, ha ha.

ViviPru · 16/05/2014 13:52

I have a new, unexpected one. DH. I am at boarding. The gate closes in 6 minutes. HE IS NOT HERE Angry

SugarMiceInTheRain · 16/05/2014 14:32

Oh dear ViviPru, hope he made it - or that you have gone without him and have a fabulous holiday on your own Grin

Soozart · 16/05/2014 14:46

MiL....pure nightmare
& SiL who monopolises the waiting staff when ordering a meal and constantly chimes in about her choices when anyone else at the table attempts to order...this happens every time we are in a restaurant, rather bizarre behaviour, it might even be a syndrome.! Also she is a control freak and want to decide what itinererary there will be throughout the day for everyone.

HolidayCriminal · 16/05/2014 14:50

any one of my DC with any of the others. On own fine, can have lots of fun. As a group, fairly nightmarish.

Clutterbugsmum · 16/05/2014 14:54

The In-laws.

To be honest there is no where in hell that DH would go on holiday with then either. MIL complains about everything. Always looking for a 'good deal' or the cheapest, but then complains that it not what she wants. I don't think in the 15yrs I've known they have complained about every holiday.

grocklebox · 16/05/2014 14:55

People with no sense of direction.

Like those that can't find CHAT.

BornFreeButinChains · 16/05/2014 15:08

MIL but also myself, I have to admit I am probably a difficult customer....

skyninja · 16/05/2014 15:51

Took MIL one year, it was ace. One of the best holidays ever (with children) because I actually had to do very little in the way of childcare, cooking etc. We did pay for her, hence not having done it again.

My own DC have been very effective in making holidays less enjoyable but that indeed has been our own decision to firstly have them, and secondly, take them on holiday.

And my DH is actually not the best companion thanks to being bi-polar.

We have been cursed by dreadful weather though, in France, then Spain and then Cornwall (less surprising but no less wet). We gave up on holidays completely last year but are braving it again this year. South of France - please be sunny. Each holiday has got progressively cheaper and less elaborate, at least if it's pants, it hasn't cost us a fortune.

I am a bit of a guide book fan, but I will not be buying one this year as I just want to sit on the beach for a week (and my friend lives down there so she's my human guide book).

I have to say I would not rush to go away with even the best of friends. Maybe staying in the same town (which we've done before), but I don't think I could handle being in the same accommodation.

Would NOT go on holiday with my own parents. Shudder. Love 'em, can't spend more than 24 hrs with them.

Lillabet · 16/05/2014 20:18

I've just read this thread with growing dread! We're due to go on holiday with my Pils, Sils and DNs for a week at the beginning of the summer holidays - do not be surprised if I start posting AIBU threads daily. Don't get me wrong, my in laws are generally lovely but I get the distinct impression much of that has to do with the fact we don't usually spend more than four days together Smile.
We're then possibly going on holiday at the end of the summer with DB, DSil and DNs - I do at least least know that we all get on spending time together.
The worst was going on holiday with some friends who we've known for some time and generally get on well with but she turned out to be controlling and petulant, if we don't do everything her way then we're just spoiling her life (!) Shock and her DC can do no wrong Hmm. It doesn't help that she came down with norovirus on the first day and promptly gave it to all but my DH! Not her fault I know but it meant she couldn't do anything for herself all week, we were expected to wait on her hand and foot Angry. She also can't stay quiet through a film, I thought my DH was going to explode. Needless to say, despite repeated suggestions we do a joint holiday again, it has never happened again (I would commit murder).

Lillabet · 16/05/2014 20:24

In fact thinking about it, we had another holiday with good friends and the DW of our friends gave us all (her DH, me, and my DS) but her DD and my DH a D&V bug; that week turned out quite well in the end but it wasn't the best start to the holiday Hmm.
I think on reflection we might just keep holidaying with anyone else to a minimum (apparently after this summer Hmm).

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