to want to twat my mil over the head?

[TuckingFablet]

She made a lovely roast beef dinner and then proceeded to not only hold her knife wrong, but also used a spoon. A fucking spoon to shovel it into her mouth.

ugh. took her about 5 minutes to eat the mountains of food as well.

My MIL finds it perfectly acceptable to accept my hospitality, then to bitch about me.

This sounds very odd to me tbh. If she has never done it before, I think I would be a bit concerned. How was she in herself?

Oh, and btw, you sound lovely! NOT!

Did you ask her if she had enough forks to go round?