What is the absolute ultimate thing you get judgy about?

[AtYourCervix]

Toddlers eating greggs?
Fat people eating macdonalds?
P&C parking?
Fat people eating?
Disabled loos?
Fat people?

My own personal judgement is reserved for those people who hold their knife like a pen.

Why would you put chocolate in the fridge (in the UK that is - I'm guessing it's an absolute necessity in high summer in Australia)?

It goes rock bloody hard and tastes of nothing.

I judge really fat people too. I mean the ones who have a bum in front. At what point do they not go 'ooh, I'll just have the salad'?

I'll just get my hard hat. Give me a mo. I'm far from svelte myself.

Mine is people who say they hate people who judge, because they are usually the worst culprits.

We ALL judge, it's just some are honest about it and done are two faced about it

One of my most irrational hatreds is reserved for people who can't pronounce their mobile phone number correctly.

It should be pronounced - 07685 943768

and NOT

07 68594 3 768

I feel quite calm and accepting of others behaviour now.

Friends and family who drink you out of house and home when you host a party, but don't provide alcohol or even ask people to bring a bottle when they host.
Worse still, when you go to a party hosted by serial no booze offenders, so you think to bring your own, and then the hosts help themselves to the wine which I bought for DH and I, leaving none for us, and then telling us what a good wine it was.
Oh oh oh, EVEN worse still, when I bring some snacks for me so that the hosts don't have to worry (I'm vegetarian and have coeliac disease) and everyone else eats my snacks so that there are none left for me! Then they say, "well I like them, but they'renot as nice as my normal food" .

Those things I get very judgey about.

People who pierce their children's ears.

People who beat their children, especially those who beat them in supermarkets and then look at you defiantly.

Sexism. Homophobia. Racism. Disablism. Xenophobia. Really, if you're stupid enough to hate people because of things they can do nothing about, then you really shouldn't be allowed to speak to normal people. Ever.

Cruelty to animals. Especially vivisection, there are better ways of testing everything which don't involve violently killing animals.

Anyone not in the military or a gamekeeper who wears camouflage clothing. Just don't.

People who would ever think that voting UKIP might be a reasonable or sane thing to do.

If I've struck a nerve, I apologise. I judge myself far more harshly than I would ever judge anyone else.

The parents who refuse to pay £10 for their child to go on the school trip, then queue up in front of me in the Co-op buying packs of cigarettes at £8 a throw.

people who wear football shirts when not playing football... I couldn't care less who you support & that horrid material makes you stink.

Clone women with the fake tan / straightened hair / fake tits combo - I wonder how often their DPs take the wrong one home at the end of the evening

Ridiculous false eyelashes &/or stencilled eyebrows - you look ridiculous!

Fat families - OK so they might all share the same hypothyroidism but they almost certainly don't

People with shopping-trolleys full of ready meals & assorted crap, no fruit or veg in sight

People who think their phone number starts 0207 . No!

People who use the word 'kid/kiddies/kidos'

Ahh but Ruthless, the pause is because until they introduced the 0207 or 0208 their number was, for example 517-6456.
So the 0207 or 0208 denotes the new added bit & therefore deserves a pause :)

Women dropping kids off to nursery in jammies. Even worse, the two women in Tesco today at 10.30am shopping in their bloody pyjamas. Ffs put some jeans on you look ridiculous!

It's so bad.

Breastfeeding (or lack thereof)
Parents ridgity (which they always blame on the child)
Shopping at tesco or asda

All very very stupid and insignificant things but I can't help it!

Anyone with a Tigger/Pooh/Piglet/Taz/Donald Duck tattoo.

Shoes on babies who can't walk.

Babies with pierced ears.

Which supermarket do you shop in then allisgood1?

This thread makes me want to cry knowing that everytime I step out of my door people are looking down their noses at me because I can't match up to their standards.

Obese people on mobility scooters. I know it is unfair of me, but it is vile!

I Second processed food and the myth children wont eat real food.

People tailing their dc at the park so closely because everything is sooo dirty and dangerous it really is hit and miss if they will survive the experience.

People who showcase their kids abilities, you really don't need to prove to random strangers at toddler group/ the playground that they know the sodding alphabet/ can count to 9 stop trying to get them to demonstrate.

Pierced babies
No indicator wankers

Whoah!

I thought this was a lighthearted thread.

It's turned into a magnet for pricks.

Thin leggings worn as trousers. I dont need to see hearts on your pants thank you.

People that FB about their partner and their partner then FB's back, just one reason I no longer FB.

Smoking with you kids in the car. You're a fucking disgrace.

People that litter the street, chuck litter from cars or leave their dogs crap behind/festooning walls etc in wee black bags. You're going to hell.

Drivers who cannot parallel park. Give back your licence.

Women who think it's somehow cool/attractive to behave like a thick idiot. Why would you do that? Our grandmothers judge you!