To tell my "boyfriend" to fuck off home?

[ItsBritneyBitch]

He's been here over a week. I don't like it. I need my space.

He shits 4 times a day (yes!) leaves the toilet seat up, uses my milk and tea bags, "Borrows" my fags, lounges across my sofa stays up all night watching music channels and sleeps in til now! Eats all my food and farts all the time.

I wouldn't mind but he doesn't work so never replaces anything! His fucking iPad is constantly on charge and he leaves all the lights and TVs on too!

I want him to leave but I don't know how to say it. I'm such a bitch on here I no but not like that in real life!

(P.s he's the father of my child too)

I don't know if this is light hearted or not

So Am I BU to ask him politely to fuck off please?

You have a child with someone you call 'boyfriend' but you don't live with them or like them very much? Are you 15?

You have a child with someone you call 'boyfriend' but you don't live with them or like them very much? Are you 15?

This^^ and also you are doing a law degree, you are clearly intelligent and motivated. Please, kick him out.

Why is he staying with you? Does he have his own place to go back to?

You sound like you'd actually prefer to be on your own and cope very well. You'd probably cope even better without this guy hanging around being less than useless.

Once you decide you're doing the right thing try and steel yourself against any guilt trips.

You have a child with someone you call 'boyfriend' but you don't live with them or like them very much? Are you 15?

How helpful....

Sorry to thread hijack ItsBritneyBitch:

The money lending friend knows where my money goes, and has said I can use it to buy DP beer if that'll make me happy and that they'll just send me some more for milk/petrol if necessary, but that's not the point really. Someone DP's also borrowed money off asked me yesterday if DP would still be with me if I didn't buy him beer/lend him money, and pointed out that I should want & expect him to. Which got me to thinking (though I should have been thinking a bit more a fair bit earlier - doh).

Bitten the bullet today I guess, not that he asked, I just haven't offered and he knows I have the money. I've got my answer eh? No, he won't stick around if I'm not buying him things.

I used to earn a lot more than him so didn't think anything of the division of expenses. Now it's the other way around and I'm poor (borrowing money to buy milk type poor), it's noticeable that DP is only here when I haven't run out of money...

I will not cave.

(I could start a thread in relationships but seeing as I think I probably don't have one now, or a real one at least, there seems little point.)

/thread hijack

noodle & Britney, you both deserve better

Absolutely, and here are your new partners, far more reliable and much less trouble.

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