To be massively fucked off with this Mothers Day present?

[LuisSuarezTeeth]

DS knew I wanted a diamond necklace and a Merc.

I got a wanky BMW and a bag of Maltesers.

And I missed the Grand Prix. I also had to blow my own nose.

AIBU?

YANBU! Why did he not make the effort on your special day? Put him up for adoption!

YANBU. Kick him out.

A BMW??? Kick him the fuck out, ignorant bastard.

lolz totes not unreasonable babes.

I'm also pissed off with DP. He did nothing. The fact that I don't have a DP is beside the point. He still should have made the effort.

Lol, I am presuming this is because of the other thread whinging about Mother's day?!

Well at least it wasn't an Audi. String the maltesers together and make a chocolate necklace instead.

I got a Cliff Richard 2014 calendar! I'm thrilled, naturally Game on DH, game on...

LTB, you deserve better Hun. Hugs xxx

I got a bird feeder - despite the fact that the bastard birds never come to the garden because they are scared of my two lovely rotten bastard dogs.

YANBU

LEM - I hope it was a race-tuned bird feeder.

I spotted the Cliff calendar on sale when out shopping with my mum, despite loudly insisting I would buy it for her for Mother's Day, she somewhat rudely told me to "fuck off".

I then pointed out some lovely cushions with Mum embroidered on them in a lovely shade of lilac with a hint of puce and she fucking disinherited me. In bloody Tesco! And one entertained couple insisted I deserved it.

I'm still outraged.

Outraged I tell you, my own mother, the ungrateful cow baggage

I would not be impressed!! He owes you Big time!!!!

nup - not a go faster stripe in sight!

Honey, Flank. Cliff gets cross too.

Maltesers ? The boil on the arsehole of crap mothers day presents.

LTB.

Phwoar. I like it when he gestures dirty.

ThePink - I think there have been the odd one or two threads about Mothers' Day, yes

I don't have any DC but I'm still pissed off that the cat didn't get me anything.

I've been slopping around in my jimjams all day having cups of tea brought to me , which dp would point out renders today indistinguishable from most other Sundays. My son was coincidentally home and gave me a big Mother's day hug in a post-modern ironic way.

you lot are hilarious

Caitlin - trying and failing to picture a post-modern ironic hug...

My husband brought me tea in bed. I drink coffee.

Totally ruined my special day.

Pipbin - LTC!