To be massively fucked off with this Mothers Day present?

[LuisSuarezTeeth]

DS knew I wanted a diamond necklace and a Merc.

I got a wanky BMW and a bag of Maltesers.

And I missed the Grand Prix. I also had to blow my own nose.

AIBU?

To add insult to injury I bet the BMW is white too isn't it? Fucker

I dunno Figster, I saw the key ring and couldn't bring myself to look at the damn thing.

You can keep the BMW, however if you have a few maltesers spare, throw them this way

Ah, the maltesers. They softened the blow somewhat Tired

I got toast in bed, this didn't mix well with my toddler!
I swept all the crumbs to his side. This morning he's complaining of gritty balls.

I was really looking forward to a day of peace and quiet but the dcs wouldnt leave me alone. More tea mummy, chocolate mummy, look what I made you, cuddles mummy. Aaaaargh.
And the worst of it was that they didnt even seem to be my dcs, they were so nice to each other. All bloody day.

at gritty balls

O crap I didn't get a present from the fish for her, she hasn't said anything should I talk to her?

LTB! I didn't get the diamond necklace that I was expecting but it's not so bad for me as dh said something about giving me a pearl necklace tonight. Bless him.

I wonder if they are going to be freshwater pearls, I'm not sure why he has to wait until tonight to give it to me though?

Party poison it's maybe one of those special maker kits you can do for a loved one

gritty balls

Yes Breaking you should. You've set a very bad example to the fish.

I had lunch made for me - beef!!! I like beef but I prefer pork
They also thoroughly cleaned my car inside and out, I've just done the school run and the wheel are now slightly dusty.
So Mothers Day was a total disaster really - even the sob inducing poem from DD couldn't rescue it.

I quite like one or two of these

OP, at least it wasn't an Audi. Give him another chance.

Audi

When was this? Have I missed something?

megrim