To the man in yellow hat you massive fucking prick

[HoneyDragon]

LEARN TO CONTOL YOUR MONKEY

Having a massive panic attack OP. Had managed to block out memories of bloody monkey as DD is now 7. All flooding back now. YANBU, the thing is a pest!!

Coo cooo coooo. :) Coo coo.

Honey dragon yabvvu!!

Firstly, George never let a skunk loose in a hotel, the skunk snuck into the hotel via the picnic basket. George captured him and saved the day. You've obviously not been paying attention.

Secondly, DS said 'mungay' for the first time today when CG came on, proof enough that he's a monkey and not a chimp

Look, at least the god damn monkey has someone to see after him. Poor Max and Ruby have rubbish parents! They are always alone, except for one or two visits from grandma. Someone ought to call social services..

If the MITYH wasn't such a massive prickle than George wouldn't gave been left unsupervised to mess about with rabid stinky rodents.

PRICK

Well i think the prickle should have just left George in the jungle in the first place.