To the man in yellow hat you massive fucking prick

[HoneyDragon]

LEARN TO CONTOL YOUR MONKEY

Don't leave mityh! You will find loads of support here, you cant possibly be the only parent on here with a child that is a monkey. Shame on you op for driving a loving father away.

He has no tail, he is an ape. As are you as well as being a Dragon obvs. Just don't call the Librarian a monkey, that's all I'm saying.

YABU. He and his monkey are without equal when it comes to keeping DS1 occupied. (Not just TV but computer games, books, colouring in stuff, stickers and so on).

What the heck are you all talking about? I'm totally lost on this one.

YANBU. We are past the watching of the gibbering twat- ape stage here thank fuck but I used to seethe watching the furry little fucker running amok while ineffectual MINYH did sweet fa.

Curious George, Noodle.

He is not a loving father. He lost his monkey and it went to space.

And I can call cunting George what I want as he doesn't go ooook.

His parenting skills may be but his non sense of style is shocking. The monkey only loves him because he looks like a giant banana.

The dog wanders the streets of NY leashless far too often too. Blinking useless dads [grins]

wait, so what happened to the man with the yellow prick - is he the one who looks like a banana?

Didn't the furry twat cause havoc in a history museum too? Or a hat shop? Or both? Never have I wanted Daryl Dixons crossbow so badly.

Yup, museums, shops, floods peoples houses.... And TMITYH does fuck all about it.

Wanker. He is, he's a right proper wanker.

This is fantastic.. But have you been to New York? A monkey/ape wandering the streets and causing havoc is a weekly if not daily occurrence.

Whatever you do don't get the Stennaline ferry to Holland, George is on constant play in the George themed play area...

Coo coo. :( Coo?

The man in the yellow hat is called Ted, I believe.

At least, that was in the feature length episode where George fucks off on a train with Tim Curry's elephant.

He's a wanker, I don't like him. Also is it Canadian? It feels Canadian.

Oh pigeon stop moping you. It's only yellow hatred bastards and their ill trained monkeys that annoy me.

You're a perfect well mannered Pidge

I'd forgotten the elephant larceny

He is not a monkey!!

And it's a horrible, dull, boring, tedious programme.

And I can call cunting George what I want as he doesn't go ooook.

Of course he doesn't go ooook.

He is not an orang-utan.

He is a brown monkey. That's what they call him. So the MITYH is either a rubbish anthropologist or he docked George's tail.

Yep this morning he got into a hot air balloon and the little twat sends it higher. I want a monkey burger!
And don't get me started on pissing peppa pig!

THE PIGEON I have not seen you in AGES!