to think my dd is the most super advanced baby ever?

[TuckingFablet]

I mean she clearly is.

all other babies pail in comparison to her amazing mental skills.

everyone else can go home now

My niece is the most advanced: would put the lot of you shame. It's because she was two weeks late: advanced.

Since it's obviously a tongue in cheek thread, I was posting in that spirit.

Didn't realise it needed to be signposted.

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yeah well Manchester my dd was so advanced she decided she was ready to come out two weeks early

Now you know Something

That's nothing, mine was 3 weeks early

My DS was born on his due date, he has precision timing

I've just been singing nursery rhymes with dd. in latin and french. it passed an hour

My baby just said gleeba she's going to be a scientist! :)

My baby worked out his time of conception scientifically and made the decision to remain in the womb nearly two weeks past his so-called "due date" as the clearly incompetent medical staff had obviously calculated his gestation incorrectly.

Thirteen years on he is absolutely NOT still a lazy arse that can't get out of bed in the morning, how DARE you? He is resting his brain ready for the ardours of the day ahead,

hope the rocket blows up your house perp

Perp mine has already done that, now on her master

With jeans like those

We don't talk about what my DD dies. I think it is something to do with MI5

Does!