to think my dd is the most super advanced baby ever?

[TuckingFablet]

I mean she clearly is.

all other babies pail in comparison to her amazing mental skills.

everyone else can go home now

make the most of it then.

my dd (15) was confused by the buffalo wings on the menu loudly asking 'but do they have wings then?'

but thank god she is drop dead gorgeous. we are thinking of taking her to watch Man U youth team train.

body least she is pretty she can marry a rich old man amd live happily ever after.

Tucking exactly or become a WAG. weeps silently.

My ds possesses such startling, otherworldly beauty as to make all other toddlers weep silently into their rice cakes. He's a total idiot though.

Can't believe I just crossed-posted with body saying 'weeps silently' as well. Arse.

I'm currently helping my 6 month to choose potential outfits to wear to pick up his noble prize for literature in Dec

He penned a powerful philosophical work called "Hear Me Roar"

'tis amazing!

Think of the money body

Nope sorry

Mine is obviously the most advanced.

I mean, she shook her head to say no the other day, and she is only one.

I think I may have a genius

she practically came out of the womb doing quadratic equations

Only practically? She'll catch up soon enough poor love.

Tucking yes would be nice and grey great minds dear great minds

Oh sorry, I forgot to mention she is also the most drop dead gorgeous baby ever!

So obviously after curing cancer and reversing the aging process for her dear old mum, her astounding beauty means that traditions will be over turned, she will marry into royalty and be the next top model.

Pfft! Sod of Tucking you know my girl is number one baby genius of all times! She's currently sat licking the palm of my hand pondering string theory. Yep.

I feel sorry for you all having to accept that your babies are not as smart as you first thought.

are you all okay?

Clearly yours got hers from her father ?

got her what darling?

at the buffalo wings

< whispers > tbh I have never been sure whether buffalo mozzarella was actually made from buffalo milk or whether it was called that because it was . . . erm . . . bigger than . . . erm . . . normal mozzarella . . . erm . . . < tails off in embarrassment >

Tucking maybe did she come out of the womb doing quadratic equations but mine was still in-utero when she invented quadratic equations. And she could solve the rubic cube

Stumbled it was better than when she practised her judo...that really hurt!

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/genius-children-somehow-becoming-average-adults-2014021283518

she will grow up to be a genius adult too. so there

Have you put her name down for Oxbridge yet? :)