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If my SIL says " okey cokey" again I'll scream.....

129 replies

MintyChops · 01/03/2014 08:29

Just that really. She is staying at the moment and everything is okey-frigging-cokey. I know I'm being intolerant and unreasonable but it's really irritating....

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SheherazadeSchadenfreude · 01/03/2014 11:37

Okey donkey is better.

HellonHeels · 01/03/2014 20:12

I don't really mind okey dokey (or coolio, which is just silly) but okey cokey... NO!!

DameFanny · 01/03/2014 20:15

Ha! I though pen lady from LoG too Grin. Put it on tonight for her to enjoy

Used2bthin · 01/03/2014 20:22

Once I went on a date with a man who said mama Mia all the time, he said it where you'd express surprise as in oh mama Mia!

RalphGnu · 01/03/2014 20:24

Just rap her smartly on the nose with a rolled-up magazine next time she does it, she'll soon learn.

ShabbyChic8 · 01/03/2014 20:33

Oh no!! I say Okey Dokey all the time... and coolio! Blush there's a woman I know who says 'and that' at the end of every (EVERY!) sentence! Drives me mad. Maybe I drive her mad with my okey dokeys and coolios!

francesdrake · 01/03/2014 20:43

just say 'LOL!' loudly, with a wink, after every time she says it - as if she too is doing it as an ironic joke. It can become your own little double act. Maybe your DP can join in with a 'Tippety-top!' or similar.

Melonbreath · 01/03/2014 20:55

Furry muffins, amazeballs!

Burren · 01/03/2014 20:59

Oh god, this is reminding me of everyone I've ever known with an irritating, continually-repeated catchphrase. I used to work with someone who began every second sentence with 'Seriously, folks...' 'Seriously, folks, we're missing our targets', 'Seriously, folks, who didn't refill the paper in the photocopier?', 'Seriously folks, anyone want to go for lunch?' And this was whether he was addressing an entire office or a single person.

NO ONE actually says 'Coolio', though, do they?

HairyPotter · 01/03/2014 21:03

I would have to kill her!

SaucyJack · 01/03/2014 21:07

Better than "awesome sauce".

FrimpongDench · 01/03/2014 21:08

Can you mirror write?
Do you have a marker pen?
Does she drink? (Do you see where I'm going with this)

GinUtero · 02/03/2014 00:45

Years ago I went on a date with a guy who wouldn't stop saying "Coolio" and even worse "Cranking it up to the Pepsi Max."

Argh!!!

I didn't see him again.

YANBU.

Racehorse3007 · 02/03/2014 01:01

I have never laughed so much at a thread in my life! GrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

ScarletStar · 02/03/2014 01:05

I hate 'amaze-balls!'

MimsyBorogroves · 02/03/2014 01:14

I'd have to set her on fire.

Bubblegoose · 02/03/2014 01:14

"Cranking it up to the Pepsi Max."

Shock No jury IN THE WORLD would send you down for this man's murder.

My in laws constantly say "windy pops" while frantically beating the baby's back. "OOoh, windy pops, who's got windy pops, oh dear, a little bit of windy pops, up you come, windy pops". It makes me want to stab indiscriminately. Especially as they think every little noise she makes indicates the onset of fecking "windy pops" so it is pretty much constant.

WilsonFrickett · 02/03/2014 01:23

MN should have a 'like' button. I would use it for 'chokeily dokeily'

pastaNcheese · 02/03/2014 04:29

Loving this thread!

MintyChops · 02/03/2014 04:35

So very many offenders out there! I think "cranking it up to the Pepsi Max" is shocking and would deserve a punching. I am also aghast at the frantic hunt for windy pops..... A friend of mine worked with someone who used to say "tip top banana" instead of just "good". Punishable by death.

By the way she okey cokied less than normal today and I (almost) missed it (irrational emoticon).

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HicDraconis · 02/03/2014 06:27

I used to work with someone who said "cool bananas" to everything. I was very tempted to bring in frozen bananas and prod him with one every time he said it!

alldaysleeper · 02/03/2014 07:44

With the person I work with its the fact that she says it to everyone regardless of who they are. Telling someone from the crisis team you need them to come out to a client, she signs off with "okey cokey" talking to her other half its the same, there is no difference in her mind! Its just beyond me Confused

SunnyL · 02/03/2014 08:02

Crap.Sad I'm the colleague aren't I? I say all these things. It's meant to be ironic but I think after so many years ive turned into Flanders from the Simpsons.

Bye diddly okey

Back2Two · 02/03/2014 09:01

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WhatAFeline · 02/03/2014 09:06

My line manager says Super Doop.