To be a bit meh about Marmite?

[SanityClause]

I don't love it, and I don't hate it.

It's not as good as Vegemite, but it'll do at a pinch.

You don't find it Marmite, then?

The only logical conclusion is that you are Australian.

No, Taffeta, I find it "meh"! Did you not read the OP?

You've rumbled me, Smoorikins.

Haha, really? I wasn't serious when I posted that.

I'm the same, I much prefer bovril!

I love Bovril.

enjoy marmite.

But I hate yegemite! I find that strange, as it shouldn't be that different to marmite?

For me, though it just tastes off.

Marmite on an onion bagel.

Anyone who disagrees has no taste

I'm Pommie and I'm meh about Marmite. It's fine, take it or leave it. Twig lets on the other hand are awesome... I'm a bit concerned that Marmite has been banned in several countries though, is it bad for you?

You hate Vegemite, Feminine!

Say it ain't so!

Twiglets are Marmite flavoured, apparently.

I have no strong feelings either way on Marmite.

I also have no preference to which way round the toilet paper goes.

Marmite is the best! Have it every single day, life would not be the same without it!! Ha

Marmite on an onion bagel. Yum. Add a slice of dairylea. Heaven.

mypantsaregreen ooh, the gourmet option!

What about toilet brushes, branleuse? Taking shoes off inside? 4x4 drivers? P&C parking?

Surely we can get you going on something?

YABU, marmite is food of the gods. I'm not keen on Bovril, it's just a bit too meaty and runny.

I haven't tried Vegemite, am I missing out?

Vegemite is like mothers milk, Daft. *

• Disclaimer - for Australians. I can't promise anything if you weren't fed Vegemite on toast when you were weaned.

Marmite best thing ever invented on toast. Put some in your gravy.... Wow

Whats wrong with toilet brushes sainty??

Nope sorry YABVVVU, you are only allowed to love Marmite or hate Marmite, those are the only 2 options available, so please go away, do some soul-searching and come back when you've changed your attitude.

And branleuse at the back there, you can join sanity dumb insolence

(Wanders off, mutter, mutter Unbelievable... )

I think this thread needs a little balance.

Marmite, Bovril and Vegemite are vile. Should be banned!

Not any of the previous spreads mentioned...

However its the same colour

Waitrose chocolate spread is so much nicer than Nutella!

lindonrach +1 for marmite in gravy. A spoonful in cottage pie gives an amazing savoury yummyness.

And that's officially the cam pest thing I have ever posted

YABU. You either love it or hate it. Those are the rules and they cannot, must not, be redefined.