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what do women want

86 replies

eveonlinemistress · 18/01/2014 00:48

mother hold all the cards. Fathers 9/10 have no say

female wants equal rights.

mother wants to go out, she deserves it. Father goes out he now has responsibility.

So what do women want.

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OldBagWantsNewBag · 18/01/2014 02:05

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IneedAwittierNickname · 18/01/2014 02:10

Why do mother's deserve a night out more than the father

I didn't realise we do, neither did/does my ex. Think I'd better tell him Confused

Onesleeptillwembley · 18/01/2014 02:10

I want, especially in light of the recent thread asking what's wrong on MN, less twats, and (yes, I'm contributing, but trying to make my point through this) less feeding of said twats.

WestieMamma · 18/01/2014 02:11

I also want:

  • a terrier proof ginger kitten
  • a magnolia plant for my front garden
  • one of these cars. (I would actually sell my husband into slavery for this)

I have more ...

DioneTheDiabolist · 18/01/2014 02:27

I want a cleaner.

steff13 · 18/01/2014 02:37

Henry Cavill + Benedict Cumberbatch + Christan Grey

FortyDoorsToNowhere · 18/01/2014 02:48

I just want sleep.

hazchem · 18/01/2014 06:01

To answer your questions

mother hold all the cards. Fathers 9/10 have no say I call bullshit on that. Not true we make decisions together

female wants equal rights.I don't want equality I want an end to patriarchy.

mother wants to go out, she deserves it. Father goes out he now has responsibility. I call bullshit on that too. I don't get to go out and get super drunk because I also have responsibilities.

So what do women want.
I want to understand what you want out of starting this thread.
I want to know if the bush fire that is close to me will reach here
I want to know if the glass in the windows will with stand the thunderstom we are about to face.
Oh I'd quick like a an icey treat its 35 degrees inside my house

MyBaby1day · 18/01/2014 07:13

I don't know what all women want, just what I want.

Foxsticks · 18/01/2014 07:35

I said I wanted a lie in and I've been awake since 6. Bloody annoying.

DancingLady · 18/01/2014 07:46

onesleep fewer twats, not less. Fewer Grin

Binkyridesagain · 18/01/2014 07:49

I want a bottle of chloraseptic, a decongestant and a box of 400mg ibuprofen. If you could drop them around for me I'll give you the money when you get here.

If you could also run the broom around the ground floor and check the dishwasher has been put on, it would be appreciated. Thanks.

PoppyFleur · 18/01/2014 08:09

Is the Daily Mail "Features Writer" doing research again?

It's like being interviewed by an untrained chimp.

Mumraathenoisylion · 18/01/2014 08:13

Some toast and jam with my tea, not 10 minutes after.

A massage?

A holiday.

An appointment with a personal stylist and some money to spend on clothes.

A sense of peace.

And finally to lose around a stone.

Not too much to ask is it?

CrewElla · 18/01/2014 08:17

I could go for a pain au chocolat right now and some fresh squeezed orange juice and then a walk to clear the cobwebs.

Thanks for asking, OP.

Longtalljosie · 18/01/2014 08:19

Probably to be able to go on a hen weekend - one weekend - without their soon to be ex husband claiming it's proof of the enslavement of men.

I'm assuming there have been weekends since you split when she has had the children?

ElleMcFearsome · 18/01/2014 08:22

Eve -be a dear and pop off back to nulsec (I assume your name references the game)

PrincessPotsie · 18/01/2014 08:26

To want the OP to use question marks. V annoying without.

LindyHemming · 18/01/2014 08:32

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WeAreDetective · 18/01/2014 08:41

I want all my school marking to be completely done Sad

You do sound very full of self pity, op.

Foxsticks · 18/01/2014 08:42

Ooh I want everything Mumraa does plus a sausage and egg mcmuffin and a cleaner.

phlebas · 18/01/2014 09:06

I'm gagging for a decent cup of coffee

EmpressOfTheWellOfLostPlots · 18/01/2014 09:33

Did anyone notice the clues up thread? Eve can do pombear emoticons and knows one of the old ways to do blank posts. This is someone who's been around for a while and not just dipping in occasionally.

YouTheCat · 18/01/2014 10:37

Westie, I got a steam cleaner from Sainsburys for £30. My floor has never been so clean and shiny. Grin

TiggyOBE · 18/01/2014 11:27

I want a bread maker but I'm not a woman but I still want a bread maker to make nice bread and to smell nice with a little window on the top and something to go ping when it's ready or maybe beep but I'd prefer ping.