Dear Vagisil.....pray do tell what the actual fuck is this intimate area to which you refer?

[HoneyDragon]

Because I'm fairly certain I don't have one. Given the nature of your topical application products I think you may be referring to either my vagina or vulva.

Well Vagisil, that's actually one of my least intimate areas. In its time it has harboured a couple of small humans, not only did they take a trip both up and down it, they spent several happy months head butting it.

It has been acquainted with several men (incidentally non appeared scared by occasional sweating or indeed it's lack of pleasant floral scent).

On the top of that, I suspect my intimate area has been viewed by more medical professionals than my teeth. In fact my dentist is probably the only medically qualified professional who hasn't had look up there.

I also, occasionally let strange ladies look at it when they remove hair from it, before I go on holiday.


I have no objection to what you sell, I get that people want to buy it. But here's a thought, if your big enough and clever enough to be able to advertise on national tv than maybe you could be big and clever enough to say

"Hey, we're Vagisil and we'd like to stop your vulva sweating"

I mean please, just try it. Because then I won't have to find you all and shove your products up your intimate areas.


Kind regards

Honeydragon.

[HoneyDragon]

Well, I'm not sure whether ones intimate area would be floral enough for the viewing public now?

[HoneyDragon]

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GET THAT ADVERT OF MY TV IT HAS PUT ME OFF MY TUNA SANDWICH AND ONION RINGS AS I NOW FILLED WITH RAGE INSTEAD OF SANDWICH

[gaggiagirl]

So is vagisil for those who's tuppences are a wee bit too tart?

Or like an air freshener type thing?

[wonderingsoul]

i must be the only one who likes it and doesnt end up with thrush becasue of it...

makes me feel better and less parinoied , esp around that time of the month...

[HoneyDragon]

Wondersoul

I made my feelings clear. It's in the chemists, ergo people must like it.

But do you apply it to your intimate area? And if so where is that?

[MimsyBorogroves]

Vagisil sounds like something that should be next to Polyfilla in B&Q.

Get them mixed up and you'd have a shiny crumbly new hymen.

Mmm, crumbly.

[ifyourehoppyandyouknowit]

Do vulvas sweat? It is not a part of my body that I have noticed getting sweaty. Upper thighs, yes. Vulva, not so much.


Also, 'intimate body wash'. That's just shampoo for your pubes, right?

Pube Shampoo is much catchier.

[QueenStromba]

I for one never notice my vulva sweating.

[Wolfiefan]

Sweaty vulva? Sweat soaked cameltoe? You need kuntinacan!
Not sure my future lies in advertising!

[HoneyDragon]

Wolfie I think you might me on to something

Kuntinacan

Taking Kunt out of kan't.

[gaggiagirl]

I would say the intimate area has to be under the norks or the belly button. Both areas rarely viewed and starved of attention. We must need some floral lotion for those bits.

[oldgrandmama]

Got an idea for smelly scrotums ... (scrota? My Latin's a bit rusy).

'Freshen your Niffy Nuts'.

[ScarletLady02]

OK I lost it at "kuntinacan"

You ladies crack me up. Wasn't there an advert in Viz for "Twinkle Twat" or something similar?

[RevoltingPeasant]

Shampube?

[iklboo]

'ast thee flecky minge? Use Kuntinacan. It's canny for your fanny!

[KhunZhoop]

OI! YOU WITH THE VAGINA! YOU STINK OF VAGINA. YOU STINKY VAGINA-OWNER. POP A CHEMICAL STEW UP YOUR CHUFF, AND FEEL LESS SHAME ABOUT HAVING A VAGINA. YOU CUNT.

That's what they're actually saying. Twats.

[EduCated]

Kunz Please, please, please can you go into marketing?

[sydlexic]

DH said is that what you women use t get rid of smelly cunts. I replied no divorce. He is a charmer.

[sicutlilium]

Twinkle Twat.

[KhunZhoop]

EduCated, I might forward this whole thread to their PR people, actually.

[oldgrandmama]

Ooh, go on, KhunZhoop, forward it on ... I dare you.

[propertyNIGHTmareBEFOREXMAS]

I assumed that by 'sweat' etc these advertisements are skipping around saying 'stop your fanny smelling like kippers on the turn' . I don't get it. If you shower then your box won't smell. Just wash. Sigh.

[Beehatch]

A young woman from the Hindu Kush
Was terribly ashamed of her bush
Vagisil she supposes
For an odour of roses
But it ended with thundering thrush

[DisgraceToTheYChromosome]

Bacon-flavoured for chaps' bits would be nice. Or maybe Paxo.

[WallyBantersJunkBox]

Talc I think your wedding venue sounds so romantic.

I probably wouldn't partake of the chocolate fountain though.